granted, you got a live, angry, violent great white shark. did i mention it's angry??
i wish i had more chances to scuba dive.

Finally, school's over!

Anyway, granted, but ONLY inside the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish my country's economy isn't as bad as now.

Granted, it's worse.
I wish my shark ate rex09 while he was scuba diving.

Granted, your shark ate rex09, but it still hungry. When it gets back, it will also ate you.

I wish i could get a unbreakable, uneatable NDSLite with unlimited battery and has Pokemon HeartGold, Platinum, and SoulSilver.

Granted.Your games are defective.

I wish my NDSi was clean.

wtf?! and btw, i'm fine with diving in the bermuda triangle. just not flying above it.
Granted, but only because your dog ate it. (really, who has seen/read Marley and Me?? if you have, you know what i'm talking about...)
I wish that the shark immediately barfed me up unhurt, then swam away forever (and that i don't drown immediately afterwards lol)
EDIT: wtf that sentence above is weird.... wth was i thinking...

Granted, but it only spits up your head and torso. (You deserved to be eaten after turning my cute little fish into a shark.)
I wish for the Werewolf game I'm hosting (Werewolf XII: Apocalypse if anyone's interested) to be a huge success.

Hey, i'm on that game.

Anyway, granted, it was a huge success with over 1000 post in the game. However, it also takes up a LOT of memory in the site that makes it very slow. Everybody's sad.

I wish i had a cabinet full of rare Yu-Gi-Oh cards. (I collect them)

Granted but the yugioh monsters turn alive and eat you.
I wish I can be invisible .

Granted, you are invisible, you ran on the road, and about 4 cars hit you in a row because they can't see you. You lie on the road, about 7 vehicles ran over you until you die.

I wish my Yu-Gi-Oh cards didn't turn alive, and duplicate themself by three.

Granted, but they caught on fire.
I wish that my brother, messi, would stop posting in old threads (I forgot the word for it).

Mr. Dude, guess like your brother a little annoying.

Anyway, granted, your brother stop posting in old threads. Instead, he posted in new thread and annoy us all.

I wish my burned Yu-Gi-Oh cards returns to the way it was before it get caught on fire.

granted, but then u accidently flush it down the toilet
I wish BW had a battle frontier!

it has that battle subway thingy.... just wait for the third version!! patience is a virtue.
granted, but you hate it so much that you throw away the game itself.
i wish i was better at spriting.

grant but your only better by a (48 verys) little bit
i wish that i could find my 4th shiny that not a Tentacool all the ones i found in the wild were Tentacool

granted, u find a shiny magikarp
I wish I had every single pokemon, not hacked, and a shiny of each too

granted, but there's not enough box space for all of them. so since you asked for regular ones first, you only get shiny magikarp, tentacool, zubat, and geodude. D:
i wish i knew more about advanced sig-making.

cool shiny magikarp thanks granted then get brain damage and forget it
i wish i can get a crown raikou

...Dang...
Granted, but as soon as you get it you trade it to me for a Lv1 zubat for no reason at all
I wish i...could somehow get infinite box space to fit all the pokemon i asked for!
(P.S. I have multiple games, so enough box space to fit them all anyway...but u better stilll backfire the wish! Wait...i mean DONT Backfire the wish!)

Granted,but for some reason,the pokemon are glitched.

I wish for my shiny starly to come back (I have no idea where it went)

granted, but as soon as it does, you accidentally release it (try chaining for another one, it's pretty easy; the problem is having the patience to do so).
i wish that i only needed one hour of sleep a day in order to function properly and at maximum efficiency [/robotspeak] lolz.

Granted, you only sleep one hour per day. You became bored because there is nothing to do at night, and you start stealing things because you're bored, and you have become the MOST WANTED criminal.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt now.

Granted, everything else hurts now.

I wish my sister had better taste in music.

granted, because the cause of the hurt now moved to the rest of your body.... doubled... ^^

i wish pokemon black/white comes fast



EDIT: LOL xDDDD



granted, but now she listen clasical music and, decided to play an instrument... which plays terribly awful

same wish from above (i wish pokemon black/white comes fast)

Lol, i'm about to counter Void's wish when dhikar posted his reply.

Anyway, granted, but you don't have any money to buy one, and you have to steal it, and it becomes one of your hobby. Making you the second MOST WANTED criminal (The first is rex09).

I wish i have Empire Earth III in my computer.