uh....what?? why am i wanted again?? i haven't recently killed anyone or stolen anything. I demand an explanation!!
anyways...
Granted, but as soon as you install it, your computer crashes and wipes everything. so now you need a new computer.
I wish i knew why i was the most wanted D:

No need to worry, rex09, i'm just kidding. No need to response it seriously, it's a game, anyway.

Back to the topic, granted, you have read it and know that i'm just kidding.

I wish for uh... faster modem?

Grant but it became so fast it ran completely out of control. It grew legs, crawled on your back until it reached your head. It then bit you.

I wish I could defeat Dynavolt in SKOB2. (I knew the method but I can't use it)

Granted but as soon as you beat him, a very strange message appears that freezes the game and makes it so you can never turn off/restart youre...gaming system (whatever it is) or TV/Computer (if its a com. game) even if u unplug it or try to smash it or your power goes out
I wish i had a 2000ft tall man-eating creature

Granted, you have one. But as soon as you do, your neighbor calls the police, and the police kills the man-eating creature and arrested you for having one.

I wish for a faster modem, that wont be alive, and cannot be broken.

Granted, but it is really a bomb that's set to explode right... about... NOW!
I wish that this wish can't go horribly wrong.

granted but you never realy made a wish its same as me posting (.................................................................)

i wish that my sis dint bug me

granted, but now she "insects" you xD

i wish it were friday, exactly august 13 of 2010

Granted, but then a chasm opened up beneath you into the mantle filled with magma (4get what its called) and u burn alive
I wish the Earth exploded...or something like that

Granted, the earth exploded. But human succeeded to escape the earth before it explodes, and left you at the earth as a punishment for your own wish. Then you exploded with the earth.

I wish i have a car.

granted, you got a toy car... which explodes after 3,23 seconds with you

i wish i had all Magic cards *_*

Granted,but one of your magic cards is called fire,and it comes to life,thus burning your house.

I wish there was such thing as a light-type.

Granted, it's a hybrid between Psychic-type and Fighting-type.

I wish i could read the future and the past.

DON'T CARE!!! GOT ALL MAGIC CARDS!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



granted, but you can read only 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 seconds back and forth

i wish i had money to buy the pokemon black/white version that i didn't have on the other wish

Granted, but then it becomes sold-out, nobody ever returns theirs and another copy is never made
I wish everyone would spell my very simple username right

NO
Granted, but your computer blows up (which happens anytime you touch a computer from now on), and as a result, you're never on, which means nobody cares. Happy??
I wish some of the stupid-@ss threads in the Isshu section would just effin' die. DITTO DOES NOT NEED TO EVOLVE. END OF STORY. jeez.....

granted but you werent clear so all the threads die and they blame you then you get banned

i wish that i had a subway (the sub shop) next door eat fresh

Granted, but the next day, it closed for a reason that you don't know.

I wish i could always read what will happen 1 years later.

Granted, but its extremely fuzzy and you cant really tell what it is.
I wish i knew if SOME PEOPLE *coughcoughrex09coughcough* were purposely misspelling my name!

Granted, they really did (I think).

I wish something interesting happened in the newspaper.

granted there was a explosion that hit your house ontly and you read on the news paper you were useing as a bed

i wish that the sub way re opened and that it gave me a coupon for free subs for life and will never close and nothing will make me sick from that sub way

wth i'm not doing it on purpose.
anyways....
Granted, but you can't ever go there because you move the day before it opens..
i wish AnimeFreak_98 would stop complaining about my accidental misspelling of his name.

granted but then you cant spell eneyones name right and everyone complains you cant evven spell your user name right and can never log in again

i wish i moved to a huge house with a sub way in it

Granted, you moved to a subway, as a homeless person, how sad.

I wish i was an Alchemist.

granted but now your a suit of arrmor named al (from a show called fullmetal Alchemist)

i wished i moved to a big house