grant you can conttrole time on you watch

i wish every one i wanted to be alive was alive

Granted, but then they're all poor and homeless and blame u for it
I wish my kittens werent so annoying

granted but they die and you are so sad that you got a new one that tried to kill you

i wish that i could think of a good wish

somehow i knew youd say something like that, and if you knew me youd know i would go psycho and kill you for saying that >_< im an animal lover!
Granted, but then i kill u as said above >_<
I wish my kittens were back!

granted and i love cats so your kittens are back and i got them

i wish that the kittens werent annoying

Granted, now dogs are annoying.

I wish my modem isn't broke often.

Granted but then they're mine again u dirty thief...
I wish Jaypokes were transported to a deserted planet as punishment for stealing my kitties!

Edit: ****
Granted it blew up...
same wish

granted you came with me

i wish i wasnt kick off the labtop

Granted, your laptop flew to the ocean and drowned itself
I wish i was back on Earth but Jaypokes was still on that planet...without my kittens!

Granted, but you're sent to the CORE of the earth, which will burn you to crisp.

I wish my cellphone didn't broke down.

granted it tranforms into an Iphone and its mine now!!!!!
I wish i didnt burn and i lived in a peaceful mansion in which nothing bad could happen, oh and i own the mansion

granted but you killed the oringinal owner and gotarrested

i wished that it was sat day id be wwatching FMA

(dude just go rent it or watch it on Hulu)
Granted, but all your TV's break right before it comes on
I wish I ruled the world so the cops couldnt arrest me

granted but no one likes rulers so they killed you and made me president

i wish no one kills me

Granted, something kills u, revives me and makes me invincible!
I wish i had some grape soda [:

granted but you give me one

i wish that i had a banana

Granted, but its not that kind of Banana, make of that what you wish, since i probably cant say it...or want to
I wish i had a portal to go across dimensions

Granted, but you already know the ending so it become boring.

I wish someone invented a Duel Disk for Yu-Gi-Oh.

EDIT Take 1: Crap. Granted, you ruled the world but the world was too complicated that it drives you insane.

Same wish as above.

EDIT Take 2: Double Crap. Granted, but everyone tortured you with Iron Maiden.

AGAIN, same wish as above.

EDIT Take 3: Triple Crap! Granted, but everyone already drink it so you could only drink a liquid of grape soda

ONCE AGAIN, same wish as above.

EDIT Take 4: Quadruple Crap! Granted, but it was a plastic banana.

ONCE MORE, same wish as above.

EDIT Take 5: 5-times-in-a-row Crap!!! Granted, but your head stuck in the other dimension.

PLEASE, same wish as above.

granted but you lost it in the dimensions of stuntank

i wish that i could think a way to make a car that runs of steam

[: im just sitting here laughung at your misfortune[:
Granted, but it was already invented (plastic ones), so they didnt bother with it
I wish i was unstuck[:

Edit: now the misfortunes mine
Granted but its a toy car

Granted, but you pulled your head too harsh that the impact sent you to the dimension full of Koffings and Weezings.

I wish i could solve the Rubik's Cube less than 30 seconds.

Granted, but its a baby Rubiks cube
I wish the Koffings and Weezings smelled nice[:

Granted, they smelled nice, but it makes them become more poisonous.

I wish there are no devils.

(i dont belive in the Devil so...)
Granted, but evryone hates u instead of the Devil
I wish they werent poisonous

Granted, they are not poisonous anymore, it does became stinkier, however.

I wish i have Excalibur.