granted, you finish them in 1235412341345245 seconds

i wish you guys shouldn't write SO MANY PAGES ON SO LITTLE TIME (yes, i read them all)

Thats alotta seconds...
Granted, other people write 300pgs in 3.5 seconds!
I wish i had mspaint (or an equivalent) on my com!

granted but its version 1

i wish that i was good at making wishes

Granted, but from now on, u cant make wishes :p
I wish I owned the internet

granted but your computer broke

i cant wish i "Hope" i can wish again

Congrats, God took pity on u, u can wish but u suck at it
I wish i had all the pokemon games and systems to play them on

Granted, but then Jaypokes little brother goes on a deleting spree on your games

I wish Sora (kingdom hearts) wore normal clothes.

(seriously, he looks like lady gaga ¬¬)

(no he doesnt! Sora is awesome, especially his clothes!)
Granted, but then you have to become a crossdresser!
I wish i had Birth by sleep (while were on this subjesct)

(i don't actually know anything about kingdom hearts...)

Granted, but then your save data gets deleted and the game crashes everytime you try to save. Then the kingdom hearts company CEO dies :S

I wish a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

1(then whyd u bring him up?)
2(A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood)
Granted, but then the woodchucks die :'(
I wish i was an awesome artist.

Well, about the repetitive posting and internal jokes, i am very sorry about that. There's nothing to do at that time.

Anyway, back to the topic.
Granted, you are as awesome as Vincent Van Gogh that only one person that buy your paintings when you're live. And you die by suicide.

I wish my country government aren't corrupt.

Granted, but then your country is taken over by North Korea (no offence to north koreans)

I wish Lily Allen named her kid Allen.

Granted, but it became a trend to name children by his/her own name, like Slim Shady named his/her son/daughter Slim. JK

I wish i have a time-controlling sword.

Granted, and I steal it from you

I wish this topic will never be locked.

Granted, but most of your another favorite topic will be locked.

I wish my favorite pokemon made it to the top 100 in Frost's Rating.

Granted, but Frost turns out to be a Hannah Montana fan (jk frost, ur not that bad)

I wish Lily Allen was fit. Seriously, I do.

Granted, but her son/daughter will not.

I wish a mods would join this thread.

Granted, a mod comes and deletes all your posts.

I wish Arceus was NU.

granted but i dont know what you mean by NU

i wish i wasnt sick

(NU means Never Used. It's a term describing a pokemon that is rarely used in competitive battleing. Arceus is designated as an Uber which is banned in most tournements.)
Granted, but you are so happy about not being sick, you hurt yourself.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you have spent your wishes before and you can't wish them unless you wished them after i post this wish.

I wish i have 50 kilograms of gold.

Granted, here's your 50 kilos of gold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZI2ZeJn8o

I wish that the Real Slim Shady would please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Who's the Real Slim Shady?

Anyway,
Granted, he/she stand up but 5 second later, he/she sit down.

I wish human were never excist

It's a famous line from one of eminem's songs

Granted, but there is an identical species, also called humans, that exist instead.

I wish that you could try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em.
But you won't take the sting off these words, before I say 'em.
Coz ain't no way imma let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say imma do something I do it. I don't give a damn,
what d'ya think.

Granted, i read them after you lay them. Too much trouble to read the remaining.

I wish i could invent a robot like the ones in "Rise Of Legends".