Granted, you know how to make the robot. Good luck finding the materials!

I wish i got moneh

Granted but your..."moneh" was then burned in a fire, along with your house and everything you hold dear to you
I wish i (meaning my parents X_X) won the lottery...and it was worth $100,000,000+

Granted, but when you(Meaning your parents) are going to get the money, you(Meaning your parents) find out that the lottery ticket that you(Meaning your parents) have is fake. You(Still meaning your parents) became frustated of that.

I wish i am the smartest human in this world that can manipulate genetics.

Granted. I am the smartest human in this world, full stop.

I wish the next poster would click this link: http://www.rickrolling.com
(im probably gonna be banned for that, but hey )

Granted, i'm the one who opened it. It's annoying.

I wish i can use teleport at my own will.

very annoying!
granted, but every time you do, you lose a limb
I wish gen. 978454865468 (yes, that far into the future[:) would come out, along with all of the previous gens, tommorow!

Granted, but all of the games would be stupid and pointless as 4th generation is the best
I wish I weren't indecisive

Granted, you're extremely indecisive
I wish Gen V would come out already (i know thats been wished for but I JUST CANT WAIT!)

granted but its nothing how you thought it would be

i wish that i could read peoples minds

Granted. Now you know that everyone f***ing hates you! (j/k)

I wish my avatar would exist as a pokemon (Wobbumence ftw!)

Granted, but it is classified as SUPER UBER.

I wish i could change carbondioxyde into oxygen.

Granted, but everyone else in the world has the ability to stop you changing carbon dioxide.

I wish they'd make a Hervé remix of No Love.

(for ur reference, Hervé remixes are slow mixes with very heavy bass, and No Love is one of Eminem's recent songs, also the best song ever written )

Granted,but only if i do the remix

i wish everyone would like bulbasaurs

Granted, i would like to make it a vegetable soup. (JK)

I wish i can invent pokemon into reality.

garanted you have the power to make what ever pokemon i tell you to then you give to me

i wish i had a ton of master balls to put my new pokemon in

Granted, but when your pokemon were inside the master ball, the master ball immediately broken.

I wish i can make a costume that really looks like Blackwing-Silverwind The Ascendant.

Granted, but everyone decides that they don't like *insert name here* and, thinking you are him, decide to stone you.
I wish everyone would stop voting for me in Werewolf

Granted, but you will be next to be killed by the werewolves IF you're not the werewolf. But if you're the werewolf, NOT GRANTED.

I wish plants are immortal.

granted but your the only one that can kill them so every body kills you

i wish that i wasnt first oout of werewolfs i think its /vXv\\

Granted, but only if the werewolves agreed. (Remember that you're being eliminated because the werewolves vote you to do so)

I wish Gardevoir have better speed in the Gen V games.

Granted, but then Crunch has +2 priority, there's a dark type stealth rock with +3 priority that does double the damage of stealth rock, and every pokemon learns Shadow Sneak.

I wish that Gardevoir was an uber.

Not granted!!!!!!! Ok, fine! Granted, but then all your pokemon are considered illegal
I wish i wasnt about to be killed in werewolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i really am sorry that you got killed... but thanks for saving me. i mean it)
granted, but then the game ends.
i wish we had one more good player in reality's fantasy.

granted but then everyone hates them and they leave (thats what you get for not letting me ) JK

i wish that i knew more about B/W

1 yeah, sure, no problem. I only had to die! :] Ok whatever, its fine...I think im going to host the next :] or at least try
2 Yes, we do need one more person, and am i what you consider to be "good"?

anyways
granted, but then you go into a state of poverty and can never buy it
I wish, yet again, MY DAD HAD A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1