Granted, but you also get Hitler's car and a Mussolini Fettucini.

I wish for a hamster/flying squirrel WITHOUT RABIES.

(wtf? how is that a backfire? and how does it relate?)
Granted, but then it has the Zombieland disease

i wish you made a wish

Granted, he made a wish, later.

I wish i could control the gravity.

oh, oops!
Granted, but then you accidently crush yourself with it
I wish i could instantly beat Challenge 5-Time attack in Van Helsing (dont want to bother with it much)

Granted, you beat it so easily that it makes a world record. However, someone envious of your success and accused you for cheating. And you're labeled as a cheater by your friend. Unlucky You!

I wish i have Bleach manga collection from the first volume into the final volume. It cannot be ripped, cannot be burned, cannot be wet, cannot be sold, cannot be thieved, cannot be lost, can always be readed by me anytime, anywhere.

(i know all games can be hacked, but i dont know how and i dont own gameshark or anything so...and Van Helsing isnt mine and i doubt any of my friends have even heard of it)
granted, but its covered in S***, literally
i wish the library didnt close in 7 minutes X_X
(oh **** that reminds me, i have to start summer homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Granted, it will close in 3, 2, 1, CLOSED!!!

I wish i wasn't so tired now.

Granted, but you're twice as tired five minutes from now.

I wish these guys would stop following me.

You posted that ten minutes after i said it would close in 7 min, so you technically made it stay open longer
Granted, they start...nope cant say that on these forums, cant say that either... >_< THEY START EATING YOUR BRAINZ!
I wish i didnt have summer homowork...

Granted, but you'll got fall homework, winter homework, and spring homework, extra work.

I wish i won't get voted to death in Werewolf XII: Apocalypse.

Off Topic: How long does your summer vacation last, AF_98?

um...not much of a backfire since im supposed to expect about four hours of homework a night this year, school starts on the seventh of September this year for me, last school year ended the 23rd of June
Granted, you get RNG to death
I wish I go to dentist for first time in lifes before schoolz since it a law nows (grammer mistakes were on purpose)

What the, what does that mean? Anyway, granted but you got a diagnosis that you have to use false teeth that you have use forever.

I wish human's live only last for 10 days.

what does what mean?
Granted, but only one humans life lasts for ten days, yours.
I wish i knew what you didnt understand

Granted, but i don't understand. (What i don't understand is the meaning of the grammar error)

I wish all of my homework are already been done and get a good grade.

(Ooooooh. I dunno, i felt like it )
Granted, but someone stole it and pretended it was theirs
I wish I had everything i ever wanted

Granted, but every wish for something that you wanted, everything backfired to you. (e.g. You wish for million dollar, you get a million dollar that your family stole from a bank)

I wish i could control YOUR mind.

Granted, but when you control my mind, i see into your mind, learn all your secrets and eventually learn how to overide your mind control, and guess what, i know everything and i blackmail you so much, you die
I wish i had every single pokemon, max ivs in everything and a shiny of each too

granted, but you get them via hacking, making them next to useless for anything other than your own personal entertainment.
i wish that we get a werewolf, finally

Also, just as a reminder, this game ends on August 31st, so get your Backfires in while you still can!! (then someone'll just make a new one, and it'll start all over again lol)

I wish for that too, but i don't want to get voted out. SAVE ME PEOPLE!

Granted, but before that happened, you get killed by the werewolf first.

I wish the lights in my room didn't turned off by the operator.

Granted, they were never on.
I wish i was ngfuihgusiogbdfshvnuifhguibfhufuibhgbguighiahgi(do with that what you will[:)

Granted, you get the Double Illiterate rank. Congratulations.

I wish the survivors finally win in the Werewolf XII: Apocalypse. (Even if i'm already been voted out)

Granted, but then you never know because you're banned from Psypokes and you can never bring it up again
I wish I could read a book in 1 second and retain everything i read

Granted, but the book burn because of your super visions.

I wish i have Nejibana. (Don't post unless you know about it. If you don't know, search for it at Google)

So...this be your Nejibana? http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2 ... kLight.jpg
Granted, but you kill yourself with it
I wish My com wasnt extremely slow