Sieriously torchie. we got the bulk of that rainstorm. so big the sump got overworked. dow i have to wear PANTS (my least fav thing)

granted, try it out, the barels on backwards

i wish for a hot girlfriend (IDK, brainwashed)

Granted, but then you find out she is cheating on you.

I wish I could find my (still) lost pokewalker.

Granted, but the Pokewalker's out of battery, and you can't use it.
I wish that no one has to take the SATs... (I've got one coming in Dec. )

Granted, but you have to bomb the place where the test would be held. Make sure you don't get caught!

I wish i could beat all wyverns in Monster Hunter Freedom Unite.

granted, as soon as you do, your Xbox get's 3 rings of death (haha fail)

i wish i had a RPG launcher on MW2.

I don't have an XBox, so the backfire did nothing. HA!

Granted, but when you try to shoot with it, it immediately explodes right in front of your face.

I wish for a heavy storm.

Granted, but the heavy storm hits your hometown, so many people die, and the survivors are going to blame you for wishing for something bad.
I wish for a round-trip plane ticket to Japan, all expenses paid (with my name clearly printed in large letters.)

Granted, but the leters were so large, it was invalid.

I wish you made a wish.

Granted, but he didn't type it here.

I wish I will feel like being more productive and finish my homework.

( ) ( )
Granted, but you lose your homework in class. (You swear that the HW was on your desk, but it "mysteriously" disappeared)
I wish for a bouquet of roses (pink ones plz!)

(Ooooo! you like someone!(JK))

Granted, but they spontaniusly conbust and eat your face off. happy valentines day!

i wish for a beter haircut.

(You sneaky son of a...! (From Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame)-JK!)
(I know it's not the "No it doesn't" thread, but I just had to use it)
Granted, but your hair is so short that it looks like you should go to a Buddhist temple to live as a monk! (No offense to Buddhists...)
I wish for people who are in the Werewolf game (new one) to start being more active.

Granted, but they vote you off and you die in the next round.

I wish my friend did not declare this week as generosity week cuz i don't feel too generous today.

(Ugh! That's my deepest, darkest fear right now! Don't kill poor Zorua! Me no do nuthin!)
Anyway, granted, but next week, and week after, and the one after, and... until you're 70 years old, your life will be made miserable by the Generosity Weeks that last forever! Muhahahaha!
I wish for a good old PB&J sandwich plz.

Granted, but the words PB&J stand for the periodic table element lead (Pb) and jellyfish (live!).

I wish I can finally finish a science lab report and hand it to my teacher early (gasp!) to get a certain "reward" as she says.

Granted, but the "reward" is *drum roll plz* ................ three research papers due next class!
I wish for some orange juice.

Granted, but I left the pulp in the juice.

I wish I will have a life instead of staying on my laptop for hours.

Granted, but your labtop breaks down from underuse, and now you can't use it anymore.
I wish for Steelbound's name to stay as Steelbound (Why is he changing his name anyway?)

Granted, but your name will be changed into Blaziken_Is_Kool.

I wish for all-curing medicine that taste delicious.

Granted (ugh! Isn't there a real guy named Blaziken_Is_Kool?) but you love it so much that you get addicted to it, and die of accidental overdose.
I wish that my Silver version would start saving again.

Granted, but it immediately broke after you could save it.

I wish for real-life tame Khezu. (If you don't know, Google it)

Granted, but a lot of people call it ugly (because, well, it is), and it dives off a cliff onto some very sharp rocks D:
I wish for... hmm, my dinner to be ready!! (what, i'm hungry)

Granted, but you have burnt lasagna for dinner (yum!)
I wish for Sprite-flavored Gatorade.

Granted, but it sells out before you can buy it.

I wish I could actually progress with my soul silver game because right now I'm stuck training for Red.