Granted, but your game malfunctions as soon as you defeat Red, and when you turn on, your game gets deleted.
I wish for a surrogate android to appear and be my guardian for life. (IDK what that exactly is, but from what I understand, it's an android that grows like a human and looks like one too.)

Granted, but you die too soon for the surrogate android to be of use.

I wish that the people in my school choir would actually sing and perform well.

Granted, but they got turned into songbirds and got eaten by a cat.
I wish for a carton of unspoiled chocolate milk that tastes good and isn't tainted with anything.

Granted, but there's a hole in the bottom of the carton and it all spills out.
I wish for a sock.

(Very generic) Granted, but the sock has a large hole that makes your big toe show through the sock.
I wish I could be done with schoolwork right about now.

Granted, but you did it sloppily and found out that all of the work had to be turned in.

I wish it wasn't so late at night right now (midnight my time zone) so that my dad wouldn't keep telling me to sleep.

Granted, it's EVEN later at night now (2 hours past midnight) & all your family members come to tell you to sleep.
I wish no one will reply to my wish.

Granted, but it backfired because i did reply here. (It's a paradox)

I wish i was the master of archery.

Granted, but there are no archery competitions in a 3,000 mile radius from where you live so you can't show off your skills.

I wish for something to wish for other than this wish.

Granted, you got an idea but you could only post it after i posted this reply.

I wish Anamator/Steelbound wouldn't complaint if i answered in "No, it doesn't" thread with a poems.

granted, just guess what now? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i wish that i had a 1 person Mini-Plane.

Granted. Oh, sorry, it doesn't come with an engine.

I wish I understood my history homework.

Granted, but when you understood it, historians found out that a person named George Washington was never existent on Earth during the first years of the young US. (If you aren't familiar with US History (foreign, you don't know, etc. etc.): granted, but Winston Churchill was actually a member of the Communist Party.) So you screw up on your US/World History test. Hahaha
I wish that my Spanish teacher comes back from a prolonged absence due to her mother's sickness.

Granted, but she brings it to school and you die of a foreighn deadly disease.

I wish that Steelbound would announce what his next wish is, and fast! (I'll be going off in like thirty minutes, so pretty much, bye.)

Granted, but it's on the chatroom.

i wish i never forgot to make a wish.

Granted, but you don't forget that you double, no, triple, no, quadruple, no, quintuple, no, ... times without letting anyone answer your wishes with a backfire (and thus win...).
I wish that I was clearly off the suspect list in Werewolf.

Granted, you are now on the RIP list.
I wish this Werewolf game will end soon that I can participate in the new one.

(curse me for predicting the backfire about werewolf, torchie. i don't blame you.)
Granted, but you happen to get killed by a werewolf early in the game.

I wish I wasn't typing this post on the dsi.

Granted, you type it on a telegraph.

I wish i am a genius in every way.

Granted, but now you're so weak you can't get out of bed, talk, eat, or breathe and you die from suffocation and starvation.
I wish for the G key and the H key on my keyboard to be switched around.

Granted, but it makes every G word that you type became H word, and vice-versa.

I wish for anything that is immortal.

Granted, but everything that is immortal kills you on the spot for being so insolent. (You just can't call on the immortals-Yu Gi Oh immortals just kill, gods are known to be very picky and/or angry many times, and viruses (on computers and in real life) can kill you (or your computer) anyway)
I wish that we didn't have to write backfires on each one, and that this turned into the final round of Werewolf, where DT13 ends up the winner. (I hope you survive! Sorry if I voted for you, but it made sense at the time. Steelbound made me realize that I missed a point.)

Thanks! I did want to win the Werewolf game, and i don't want the werewolf to win this game again. (I was one of the last survivor in the previous Werewolf game, so you could imagine how does it feel that you lose at the last point of the game). Anyway,

Granted, but it will be a long time before that happened.

I wish for a visible atomic particle.

Granted, but some 3-year-old splits it when he sees it.
I wish to die tomorrow at 5:31 p.m.(not really, but I couldn't think of something else.)