Granted, but you go to h*** and can never go on Psypoke again.

I wish I didn't have to make an outline for a paper my older brother in COLLEGE has to write. (This is seriously true)

Granted, but you have to write an outline for a rocket scientest.
I wish I was the boss who graded your work.

Granted, but then you'd have to go to Colorado (where it's on a high elevation) to grade them. (AP tests are graded in Colorado of USA!)
I wish that my grades were all above C+ on my 1st Quarter Interim report.

Granted, but you have to grade every other paper that every other people did.

I wish for a pair of Steel Wings.

EDIT Take 1: Crap. Granted, but it was because you are the only student on the college, and also because the teacher was too lazy to check your paper.

Same wish as above.

Granted. Only the wings are very rusty & weigh 10,000 tons. Why don't you try it out by jumping down from the top of Empire State Building?
I wish I can have more ideas to sprite.

Granted, but then you forgot how to sprite.

I wish for an artificial brain.

Granted, but it's built so badly that you get electrocuted and die.
I wish the next person's wish can't Backfire.

Granted, but now the game ends.

I wish I could have pokemon black or white to pass the time.

Granted, but your DS breaks down.
I wish that Steelbound would seriously come on and get rid of Amber Mine on Werewolf (shinashu taji finally voted!)

Granted, but then the werewolves kill you for wishing that. (JK, i don't want you getting eliminated)

I wish for an armor with wings.

(You're seriously being very helpful. Thank you.)
Granted, but the wings serve as a ceremonial role, so the next time you jump off the cliff, get a parachute and don't wear your armor.
I wish that the Backfire game right now could be extended for an indefinite amount of time.

Granted, but it makes the page of the game way too much that even the mods don't bother reading all of them.

I wish for an 8-hour sleep.

Granted, but your grades will suffer.
I wish that there was no such thing as school.

Granted. but then people have to work since they are 8 years old.

I wish i am the king of all human.

Granted, but the people overthrow you in a coup d'etat and lynch you. Oh, and the world becomes what it is right now again.
I wish for a to come to my house and grant me a good wish, without any backfires.

Granted, but the only wish that you could wish for is "I wish i could breathe oxygen".

I wish i could breathe in the space.

Granted, but the "excess" air on Earth will kill you as soon as you enter the Earth's atmosphere.
I wish that there would be a Mew event that I went to, received, and have the game not stolen, lost, or destroyed in any way.

Granted, but because the event was so far away, you spent every last money you have to go there, and you don't have anything except your clothes and DS.

I wish for $10.

granted, heres 10 US Dolars (HAHA!)

(Why didn't he post a wish?)
I wish that Steelbound can post late at night, so some of our INTERNATIONAL players in Werewolf could be notified earlier of who's been killed or not.

(sometimes i do on my DSi, but i usually don't because the connection on it takes forever and i have to sign in every other page.)

Granted, but chuck norris comes out of nowhere and deletes the Internet.

i wish i had a wish so i could wish all of my wishes to wish about the wishes.

Granted, but people envy you for the unlimited wishes, so they backfired it.

I wish i am the strongest inside the darkness.

Granted, but
I wish that I was strongest inside the light, which beats the darkness!

(What's the backfire?)
Granted, but then comes and balances out the light and darkness.
I wish that there was "no more talk of darkness" (Phantom of the Opera-All I Ask Of You)

Granted, but now there is talk all about light.

I wish I voted correctly on the werewolf poll (I voted contact) so that the innocent people win.