Granted, but then the werewolves kill you for changing. (Although, you can change your vote.)
I wish that the next Werewolf could start like the day after this one finishes.

granted, but guess who it is hosted by, Hitler! (we all die! dX)

i wish that twin hidden blades that i hide under my sleeves.

(Did you see the RP? fgdfgd31 is a Protoss that comes to warn everyone that there's a huge army coming for us.)
Granted, but you toss and turn while you're asleep and die because the blades stabbed into you.
I wish that Pokemon were real, and that I had a pet Torchic that evolved into a Blaziken.

granted, but a magicarp splashes you to death.

i wish i had no homework today so i could post on the rp.

(It really doesn't matter when you do it. Did you see some other ones? Some of them went for weeks until a reply was made. See Viral Secrets RP. That ones' been not replied to since a week ago, I think. And I've seen lots of the players around here too.)
Granted, but then you have twice as much homework for this weekend instead.
I wish that I could be the owner of Psypoke. (Which could be awesome!)

Granted, but your mods hate you and get you banned for random reasons.

I wish dinner could be ready.

Granted, but the dinner consists of something you hate to eat, so you don't eat it.
I wish that my mom can make me some awesome ramen for dinner.

granted, but she took it from a hobo (women dont eat it from a hobo)

i wish i had a labtop

Granted, but it's broken. (Haha! I'm typing from a labtop! Sorry, I'm not trying to make fun of you.)
I wish that Thundawave or Steelbound would win the Art Contest thing going on in Lilycove Museum.

Granted, but the mods noticed that the art that they made was someone else' work, and ban them. (JK)

I wish i could type faster, but not too fast.

Granted, but you still type all of the wrong words and no one will understand what you type.

I wish I didn't have to be offline soon.

Granted, you're always online that you couldn't do anything else than posting here.

I wish for a cannon.

granted, but it backfires

i wish i had something to eat. nom nom

Granted, your arm.

I wish for slower time.

Granted, but now you're thirsty.
I wish that my calculator wasn't green.

Granted, but now it's painted in invisibility paint, so you can't find it, even if you're looking at it.
I wish that my RP was as popular as any other RPs.

granted, but your firewall says it's a virus and destroyes it.

i wish for a good book.

Granted, but the book is called "The Doomsday Book", written in the Middle Ages by some pre-English people who wanted to survey the land for the amount of people living in what is now the UK.
I wish that I could watch the newest Harry Potter movie as soon as it came out.

granted, but its about a harry dude on a pottery wheel

i wish that i was rich.

(Nice one!)
Granted, but your wealth leads you to failure, due to your friends leaving you because of your greed.
I wish for a bottle of Coca Cola (Please, no drugs and no tainting with poisons. That's too old.)

Granted, but I shook the bottle really well before I gave it to you. (You know what will happen when you open it - kaBOOM!)

I wish the people who posted in this thread were online making backfires and wishes.

Granted, but it becomes too long, so the mods come and lock this up.
I wish that I could become a mod.

Granted, but you became the mod that everyone hate, and you get demoted for no reasonable reason.

I wish that every living being didn't destroy the nature.

Granted, but every non-lving thing does.
I wish that nintendo didn't reduce hypnosis' accuracy to 60, and that they don't delete it or lower its accuracy any more.

The Backfire was my wish.

Granted, but Nintendo raises Hypnosis' accuracy to 60.0000000000001, which is not much of an improvement.

I wish I didn't take Latin class. (not really, but oh well)