Granted, but then you have to take an alternative foreign language class, like Chinese (which is hard, even for me, an Eastern Asian like the Chinese-I'm Korean, not Chinese).
I wish that I could understand all the stuff in Pre-Calculus. (It's so hard that I have a B- in it! My mom's going to, figuratively, kill me!)

Granted, but the class was removed from the school, so even if you understand it, it didn't make anything good at all.

I wish i could make a copy that thinks exactly like me.

Granted, but the clone/copy will eventually kill you and replace you.
I wish for the stupid stinkbug in my room to go away. (It's so annoying!)

Granted, but the rats came and replace them.

I wish for a good day.

Granted, but it then tomorrow, a teacher asks you to do a thousand push-ups for no reason.
I wish that I could still be alive in Werewolf (Sigh)

Granted, but everyone else thinks that you are a werewolf, and vote you off.

I wish i could transform into a pokemon that i desired.

Granted, but you get stuck as one of those Pokemon, and your mom freaks out and kicks you out of the house for being a monster (unless you like cute Pokemon).
I wish that I didn't have to go to my US History class tomorrow. I have a freaking test there.

Granted, but you have to go to the detention room.

I wish i could kill James Watt before he invent the steam machine.

(Why? Do you have something against him?)
Granted, but we still live like the people in the Middle Ages lived, and the Americas would be ruled by the Aztecs, Mayans, and Incans that still flourish.
I wish that I could get a legit Mew from some event without having to drive to someplace, going over to the GTS (which I can't anyway-no wi-fi!), or getting it from my friend (who, incidentally gave me a hacked Pikachu (since evolved) for a normal Viridian Forest Pikachu.)

Granted, you got a legit Mew PLUSHIE!! AHA. HA. Ha. haa.... well, at least it won't crash your game.
I wish for someone literate and creative to host Werewolf (nothing against any past hosts; just sayin')

(Read my RP and see who's literate)
Granted, but that means that you have to host the next one, and the next one, and the next one... you get the gist.
I wish that I could have all the Pokemon games I want. (No illegal means, and no stealing, exploding, hacked, or fake ones)

*shrug* it was most fun when i hosted, so i actually wouldn't mind that, lol.

granted, but every time you turn the game off, it resets all your data, and wifi doesn't work, so you can't even transfer your pokemon. kinda useless D:
I wish that tfgdfgd31 would learn to not freaking spam.

(I'm sorry, fgdfgd31, but it's true. @rex09: !)
Granted, but then Steelbound starts to spam, then you do, rex09.
I wish that I could host Werewolf one day.

(there's a sign-up list at the top of this forum)
Granted, but nobody signs up, so the game flops.
I wish for a gaming computer that i can use and won't malfunction on me or get destroyed or stolen.

(Sigh. I got killed in Werewolf, so I'm kinda sad. My first one, and...)
Granted, but it develops a mind of its own and ends up destroying the whole world with robots and cyborgs (think Terminator)
I wish that I could get my avatar soon. (Not really. Take your time, rex.

(You know, i could make a matching sig? Just PM (sory rex for tryng to steal your customer, i'm going to poen shop soon.))

Granted, but it abolutely sucks.

i wish for someone to help me with my avatar i am trying to make.

(I can't sprite for my life, but I'll do it for free... JK.)(I was the last to be killed before the game ended on my first Werewolf.[/brag])
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish for a piece of granite. (If you haven't noticed, I make random wishes that will make you guys think randomly and then wish for random things.)
(Man, that's a lot of parentheses. Somebody wish this problem away, please...)

@Anamator: no, it's cool. like torchie13125 said, it may be awhile before i get her avvy up (school = busybusybusy), so... (but i will get it done eventually)
Also, I hosted the Werewolf that got this obsession with Werewolves started (which just happens to also be the one Mr. Dude was talking about) [/biggerbrag]

Granted, but you only get it if it comes falling out of the sky at 91.2563 mph towards your head.
I wish my PSP battery didn't run out so easily

granted, now it's filled w/uranium. you know what hapens next dX.

i wish for a PONY! XD

(I'm guessing it explodes with a mushroom cloud?)
Granted, but the pony is a wooden pony rocker thingy that you might have played with when you were young.
I wish that I could get done with the poem I'm writing for English.

(i was going to say cancer and die a slow death, but that works! XD)
Granted, Roses are red, flowers are blue, and i have to go to the bathroom.

i wish for a million wishes.

Granted, but the only wish that you can wish a million times is: I wish that my PokeFarm username was Steelbound." (As it's true, this is a backfire.)
I wish that fgdfgd31 could post soon in my RP (so a fierce battle can take place. That's all I can tell you )

Granted, but he also spams a lot that your RP is locked up & deleted by the mods.
I wish I can surf the internet at 500gbps with no explosions or malfunctions.

Granted, but it took away the speed of the other internet user, and you got accused for it.

I wish my country was the most powerful country in the world.

Granted, but it gets so powerful that aliens are attracted to the Earth and they end up taking over the Earth for their own nefarious purposes.
I wish for world peace.