Granted, now the world is in pieces.

I wish for an eternal night.

Granted, but you'll bump into a lot of people in the unending darkness of the eternal night.
I wish that the eternal night could be countered with eternal light.

Granted, but every animal and human became blind and blame you for the wish.

I wish for unlimited food!

Granted, but all the food that comes to you is spoiled because the delivery man's truck is not refrigerated and he lives 5 hours away from your house.
I wish that the movie people would make Breaking Dawn into a movie, like they did Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

Granted, but it's rated R because of ...yeah you know what will happen (they will probably just leave that part out)

I wish I didn't have to finish yet another science lab (yeah i get a lot of them)

Granted, but you have to finish your school twice.

I wish that there is no any existence in this universe.

Granted. That means you do not exist either.

I wish torchie was online so that she can pm an answer to a question about her RP that i'm in.

(Technically, I was online since 3 PM my time! I was checking my PokeFarm you know. Sorry!)
Granted, but I forget how to PM people back, so I can't help you.
I wish that Steelbound (Anamator) posts soon on the Werewolf page.

Granted, but he announce that the werewolf game was ended, because he wanted to.

I wish for a Dragon Armor.

Granted, but the dragon that got killed because the people needed to make the armor killed it rises from the dead and kills you with a Dragonbreath (Stinky breath!)
I wish that I could be the next President of the United States of America.

Granted, but someone envy at your success and rent a sniper to kill you.

I wish i was Irish.

Granted, but then you have to be either a Catholic or Protestant, or the English would kill you.
I wish that Rhapsody could win the trivia contest on Nov. 13th.

Granted, but i was the one who get the prize. (I wish)

I wish i could really get one of the prize in Trivia by my own desire.

Granted, but your parents yell at you for going to the chatroom late at night (or early in the morning)
I wish that I could fall asleep right about now, instead of having to do so much homework. (Every day's a torture these days)

Granted, but you have to wake up 1 hour later to continue doing your homework.

I wish humans could still alive without food, water, and air.

Granted, but then MacDonald's and other restaurants have to close down because there's no need for restaurants anymore.
I wish that I wasn't so sleepy right now. (Oh, and see how long my RP's first post is now. I might as well have the record for the longest post in the whole Psypoke forum.)

Granted, you were not sleepy anymore. Instead, you got a splitting headache.

I wish for a joke.

(Stupid labtop. I had to restart for an update.)
Granted, but the joke makes you angry instead of laugh.
I wish that updates didn't have to restart the computers.

The restart ticks me off too. Anyway,

Granted, but you have to bring it to the computer company's central office to apply the updates.

I wish we could caught a werewolf soon in Werewolf XIV

Granted, but the last werewolf brutally slaughters the rest of us in the night.
I wish that we could win the white division championship in cross country. (we're undefeated!)

Granted, but only if you train hard enough.

I wish i could live and die freely, and i could revive myself from death if i want to.

Granted, but those are the only actions you can perform.

I wish I felt like turning on my dsi to get the Mew event that is currently happening.

Granted, but it was just a feeling, not a reality.

I wish i could do rap.

(Crap, thanks Thunda for reminding me)
granted, but zombie goes through the internet and murders you.

i wish that my name was changed back.

Granted, but it's spelled Stealbound.
I wish that the Infinity thread came back on (I was reading them, and they were funny. Chuck Norris? Really?)