Granted, but it was not funny for you anymore.

I wish for a new Motto Game. (It was also funny IMO)

(Great idea torchie. i'll start it!)
Granted, but you have to post the mottos in your sig.

i wish for something.

Granted, it gives you nothing.

I wish for an unsolvable paradox.

Granted, and THANK GOD you dont put it on ...no it doesnt....

i wish all war would stop.

Granted, but it became a cold war that every country prepare their own nuclear weapons.

I wish some mods would be nicer.

(For the ultimate paradox, would "Work makes you free" from Night, by Elie Wiesel, be good enough, DT13?)
Granted, but now the people get meaner, so the mods get kicked off and a new set of mods step up and just scrap Psypoke.
I wish that the people in my RP would see my post and post afterwards soon. (Seriously, will no one rescue a fierce warrior lady in distress? *Hint hint*)

granted, but the world erupts into a million pieces. just to erupt into a million pieces.

i wish i could walk on water.

(Wow, I'm a Christian and a devout Catholic, but I'm making a joke) (Forgive me, my God, for I have sinned against you!)
Granted, but Jesus gets mad at you for doing the same thing that he did.
I wish that something cool could happen today.

(er... i have a weekend job at a church, i am too.

granted, the tempreture in the sun's core drops 20 degerees and the nnuclear fission stops, and we freeze to death.

(I didn't mean it that way, but that's cool too.)
I wish that the sun's temperature would rise again so people could live, and that Chuck Norris would come and destroy NYC in two days.

Granted, but the temperature was too hot that the ice on South Pole melts. Oh, and Chuck Norris destroys your city too.

I wish there is no any conflict in this world.

Granted, but that means the military has to be dismantled, then the police has to go, and then the governments, etc. etc. (What if the world becomes full of conflict again? Then there's anarchy and chaos.)
I wish that Christians don't use Muslims in general as scapegoats. (Zombie made me realize how good Muslims are. They may be more morally good than any other religion combined.)

Granted, but they make animals as the scapegoat instead.

I wish all religion in the world would tolerate each other.

granted, but half of the world becomes in poverty.

i wish i was good looking (i'm so strait, i cant tell if i look good or not!)

Granted, but only in the Mirror World. Not in the real world though.

I wish Steelbound/Anamator would just end this round of Werewolf already. (It took too many days to go and with the vote, I'm sure that we will caught at least one of them)

(Yeah, I know. I still feel a little bitter when I was killed as a victim, but...)
Granted, but then Steelbound's going to somehow persuade the mods to never allow another Werewolf thread.
I wish that I could be the one to be revived (if there is any reviving this time)

Yes, i'm sure that we will caught a Werewolf this round, and if there's a werewolf get caught, there's someone who's going to be revived, if they guessed correctly about what makes them infected. Anyway,

Granted, but you forgot about it anyway.

I wish the civilian will win in Werewolf game.

granted, but they feel bad and comit suicide.

i wish more people would vote this round!

(I'm guessing they're really busy? At least you got one live vote and two dead votes!)
Granted, but they vote to get you (Steelbound) kicked off as the host. /vXv\ or rex09 would take over then.
I wish that more people joined this game. It's so lonely here with the occasional random people, and the old folks that might not come back to this game, and us three (four including Thundawave).

Granted, but they all stink at this game.
I wish i hadn't had to spend 12 effin' hours on homework today. okay, 10-11, but still. IT'S TOO DAMN MUCH!!

Granted, you spent 12 hours here, and you forgot to do your homework.

I wish for a good reason to live.

(please say you are kidding)
granted, but you dont like it and you do it anyway.

i wish for a klondike bar.

No, I'm not kidding. (JK)

Granted, but it was full of bandits that you run away.

I wish for a real reason of why human has been exist.

(You're kidding me! You either type faster than me, or I was just late, DT13!)
This isn't a backfire question, is it?
Um, I'll try. The reason why humans exist is because we are the only ones who can save the Earth from what we did to it. So pretty much, humans are still here to correct our own mistakes
I wish for some Mountain Dew that has no poison, not shaken up, or any other weird stuff in it.

Granted, but in exchange for the Mountain Dew, you must become morbidly obese and die within 3.284759 seconds of finishing it. I'd put the soda back if i were you....

I wish I was better at Instant Action in Battlefront: Elite Squadron.