(WTF Torchie?)
granted, but it's been in a furnace and... well you figure out the rest.

i wish for a spaceship.

(Thanks. A lot.)
(Anyway, I'm assuming it's a game.)
Granted, but then you get sucked into it and you have to fend for yourself.
I wish that something nice happened sometime during the night.

Granted, it's a Mountain Dew can with nothing inside it.

I wish James Watt was never been born.

EDIT Take 1: Crap. Granted, but your finger moves so quick to press the button that the game couldn't follow it, and breaks.

Same wish as above

EDIT Take 2: Double Crap. Granted, but it was just a picture of it. No more.

Again, same wish as above.

EDIT Take 3: Triple Crap! Granted, an Incubus come to your house and give you a rose.

Once again, same wish as above.

Granted, but neither were you.
I wish some people on this site could spell/use grammar (doesn't apply to anyone for whom english is a second language)

(Yeah. That needs to be fixed. Wow. Steelbound just sneaked a post before me!)
Granted, but then then this would be called Grammarpoke, not Psypoke.
I wish for people to be able to speak English like native speakers as soon as they were born.

Tch, i couldn't backfire a good wish, but,

Granted, but they couldn't learn about their own native language.

I wish for a monster truck.

Granted. It eats you.

I wish that the Yankees lose the next three games and get knocked out of the playoffs in the ALCS.

Granted, but you bet on the yankees
I wish i hadn't eaten so much junk food today

Granted, you drink so many soda and alcohol instead.

I wish i could make myself invisible.

Granted, and you get run over by your monster truck.

i wish for a flamethrower.

Granted, but the only thing it could make was only the debris, not the flame.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but peace gets too boring and all of a sudden you want war but can't have it.

I wish I had a book to read since I read everything in my bookshelf.

granted, but you cant read anything from your bookshelf.

i wish for something to do.

Granted, but as a result. you become banned from Psypoke forever! Muhahahaha! (JK)
I wish for people to join the new RP (not mine, but it sounds fun)

granted, but they spam so much that you have to lock it.

i wish for money.

(By the way, it's based on the Castlevania series, if it helps)
Granted, but you get too much of it and you go crazy about money, like Mr. Crabs from SpongeBob SquarePants.
I wish that people still bartered instead of having money to buy.

granted, but you end up with hundreds of empty cans of Mt Dew.

i wish i was not bored.

(Then think about what you'll be posting for the RP!)
Granted, but then you'll be forced to change your name into Fartface, so whenever you hear your name, you won't be bored anymore.
I wish that Steelbound could read something in the Saffron City thread about the food soon (I have a nasty surprise there)

Granted, but i totaly Pwn you in a reply.

i wish i was good at multitasking.

Granted, but then you lose the ability to do one thing at a time (which is important if you're part of an assembly line in a factory)
I wish for lots and lots of seaweed to eat (but not too much, so I don't explode)

granted, and you implode.

i wish i could ride my bicicle (spelling Fail)

Granted, but then you break your leg in a bicycle-car collision, and then your parents forbid you to ride it again.
I wish that I'm watching a Korean drama called Dong Yi right now (About a king's grandmother's life-she starts off as a servant, then becomes the concubine of the king before her child, and then becomes Queen Mother when her child becomes king.)

Granted, but it switches to english, and it makes no sence.

i wish i could speak korean or japanese.

Granted, but then you forget how to speak English.
I wish that I had some peanuts right now. (Way better than coffee when it comes to staying awake)

Granted, but you spontaniously become alergic, while you have a cold.

i wish i did not have school tomorow.