(How'd you know I was going to say that? Are you psychic?)
Granted, but then your teachers will come to your house to teach you.
I wish that beer was never invented.

(i have been told i have mild ESP)
Granted, and now the percentage of alcohol in wine is now doubled.

i wish for my brother not to wake up so i can just relax and play my gutar.

Granted, but he goes into a coma and dies.
I wish that your guitar would break into pieces (not really, but I just want to see your answer)

Sorry, but you have to wait for tomorrow to see his response. Anyway,

Granted, he curses non-stop for an hour.
I wish i was allergy to alcoholic beverages.

(BTW, it's allergic)
Granted, but then you die from eating a lot of cough drops, because they contain some alcohol in them. (I'm serious! People in the US get cited for driving under the influence of alcohol when they had some cough drops!)
I wish that there was no such thing as the DUI laws (Americans understand this)

Tch, curse the spelling corrector. Anyway,

Granted, but as the consequence, there was so much people driving under alcoholic influences. Make sure there's no car hitting you when you're away from home!
I wish for a faster internet in my modem. (My modem was way too slow that i have to borrow my cousin's)

Granted, but it breaks in the middle of the night (your night, so my morning/day) so you can't post on Psypoke, plus you have an angry cousin after your life. (Good luck!)
I wish that there was a universal language that everybody knows (and it's not English)

Granted, it's 1_337 5P34K. But everyone have to stare at it carefully in order to read it.

I wish i was sleepless.

Granted, but you'll fall dead after about a week of no sleep, due to sleep deprivation.
I wish that I had a obedient pet Terminator named Arnold (Hasta la vista, baby!)

Granted, but because it was obedient, it's lust for killing was done to itself, and it explodes right in front of you.

I wish i could modify my body so i could get a twin sword inside my body. (I'm Roxas!)

Granted, but you get destroyed, just like Roxas.
I wish that someone would come and help me on my homework.

Granted, your own teacher that should be the one who check your homework. Then he/she gives you some "lesson".

I wish i could drive freely without the worries of getting caught by the police.

Granted, but your parents catch you and ground you.
I wish for Steelbound's parents to lift whatever grounding he's in.

Granted, but his lil' bro becomes more annoying to him.

I wish i could destroy the school.

(I'm guessing your school?)
Granted; bring a bomb to school and blow it up. Just don't let the admins see you with the bomb.
I wish that rex09 could make me my avatar quickly. (I know, I should be waiting, but I'm just getting tired of the Lapras every day.)

Granted, but it was worse than your current avatar. And you decide to have no avatar at all.

I wish for an acid rain in this world.

Granted, but then the land will be barren, due to the high acid content in the soil that prevents the plants from growing, so all life on Earth shall cease to exist.
I wish that the acid rain will come on North Korea only. (I hate NK, even if I am a quarter North Korean!)

Granted, but it only happens on the soap factory, and the soap neutralized the acid, thus making the rain harmless.

I wish i could fuse and defuse myself with anything.

Granted. You became an atom.
I wish that you lived in the US, DT13.

Granted, i will, maybe.

I wish i could teleport at my own will with no backfires at all.

Granted, but then this thread will be done prematurely because no one can backfire you (everyone will blame you until the new one comes up)
EDIT: I forgot my wish!
I wish that I could go to Indonesia in the summer and hope that I could see DT13 for real!

Granted, but note one thing, Indonesia's not a small country. Hope you don't get lost there. (For your clue, the city where i live on begin with the word "B")

I wish i could go to Bali!

Granted, but you can only stay for one night.

I wish fgdfgd31 would finally post in torchie's RP and not have a single error (grammar or godmodding)

Granted, but then fgdfgd31 decides to quit, so we can't really do anything unless I decide to take over his character. (I might have to take over Steelbound's for a little, but as he didn't PM me, I doubt it.)
I wish that everyone here who's in the US can meet one day and see who we are for real.

Granted, but we hate each other when we meet.

I wish I will be accepted to the high school I want to go to.