Granted, but being a human being your feeble mind can't bear that & end up destroying yourself.
I wish more people will post on the forums, especially in these games & the Lilycove galleries.

Granted, but they're all spammers and flamers.
I wish that I understand box-and-whisker plots.

Granted. I really really would like to get you a box and some whiskers and show you how they work. But you can go watch YouTube for that!
I wish that this game was changed to "Corrupt a Wish".

Granted, but then people thought that Backfire has been deleted by the mods, and they don't know that Corrupt a Wish was actually the same as Backfire.
I wish i could do anything super quick.

Granted, but when you make that bomb, it blows right up in in your face because you were so sloppy.
I wish that pokefarm was a bit more slow-paced and psypokes was a bit more fast-paced.

(It's just me posting too quickly!)
Granted. Now that PokeFarm is slower, I play the role as the resident killer of Backfire, instead of Corrupt a Wish.
I wish for a beautiful shiny Grovyle.

Granted, but your game soon explodes for no apparent reason.
I wish for a flame orb in pokefarm.

Granted, but the database on the server gone haywire and turns it into a Toxic Orb.
I wish i could eat anything at 5 second.

Granted, but no matter what you eat your stomach explodes.
I wish I can instantly get a new storyline for my comic to keep it going.

Granted, but it was too epic that it couldn't be drawn in the comic.
I wish i could sing well.

BTW, what comic did you draw?

Granted, but it's so high pitched that only dogs can enjoy it.
I wish for a better banana costume.

Granted, it's better but people says that it was worse than before because they envy you for having that costume.
I wish for a world without loneliness.

Granted, but the peole you are around are VERY annoying.
I wish for a real viking helmet.

Granted, but you also have to follow the way of live of the Vikings.
I wish i could see through anything.

Granted, but you get sued for looking at women (and loose )
I wish for a photographic memory.

Granted, but you need to have a Photobucket and Photoshop at your head in order to keep it in your head. And if it was full, you need to add a new hard disk.
I wish that i will never get tired.

Granted, but you became too energetic & died from overstrain.
I wish I can come up with an entry (for the art contest) so epic that the staff immediately name me the Art Commentator.

BTW, the comic is just a little hand-drawn work I've been working on. I may put them on the web when I get a scanner.

Granted, but it somehow very similar to some other art in the internet, and you got accused for Art Thief, just like fgdfgd31 was.
I wish i could have a cool legal twin swords.

Granted, but they are haunted by the spirits of those who died by their blades before you came across them.
I wish for a cool Halloween party.

Granted, the Zombie, Dracula, and anything else come to your house to have a party. And you figured out that they were the real one.
I wish for a Bazooka.

Granted, but it jams up when you fire it for the first time, backfires, and kills you.
I wish I was a vampire that didn't die by the sun, the cross, heat, beheading, being denied of blood, fire, or being stabbed in the heart by a stake.

Granted, but everyone run away from you because they were afraid of vampire.
I wish my neck get cured from the pain.

Granted, but I cure that by a bite to the neck! (I'm still a vampire!)
I wish for DT13 to see how awesome PokeFarm background is right now! (Happy Halloween!)

Granted, i already did.
I wish i could wish any wish with no backfires at all.

Granted, but people murder you out of envy.
I wish that steelbound/anamator was back.