Granted, in your house. And your parents grind you for that.
I wish i could fire off flames from my palm without burning myself.

Granted but you burn anything you touch, people fear you and no one will get close to you. You then become the most wanted perosn on earth and you go into hiding in the canadian north and survive on seal bubber and suc. You are eventually hunted down and are lured out with pancakes and maple syrup cause you got tired of eating whale blubber. You are then put intoa metal box 50 km into the earths crust where peole eventually forget about you and you then spontaneously combust and are then awoken form the nightmare by the smell of maple syrup. You then never dream up wishes.

I wish people would stop making wishes for me to backfire.

Granted, but the game ends.

I wish there were more people who joined Werewolf XV (we're so desperate that I even made a sig for it *gasp*)

Granted, but then Jaypokes quits, like Steelbound did, and fgdfgd's forced to GM.
I wish for a no-school day on Monday.

Granted but you now have to go to school on staurday and sunday until 9pm and you have tests all day with only breaks for lunch and supper. After a month of this you go crazy and run off and marrya supercomputerthat then leaves you for calculaor. You then go incsane and become a teacher nd cause all of your students to go insane, which then turns there parents insane and eventually everyone on earth goes insane and the world leadrs launch all of there nuclear weapons thus destroying the earth.

I wish my backfires would make sense.

Granted, but then you'll get harped on by a mod for having an excessively short response

I wish I would not procrastinate so much

BTW Torchie aren't you forgetting about me i'm next on the list of GM's my game will be ready for when it needs to be unless I say otherwise

Granted, but now you finish things way to early causeing you to age quicker then an average person, thus dying sooner. You are then reincarnated as a baby that never does anything but eat sleep, and well you know. As this baby you never learn to speak, walk, or learn, thus you will spent that life trapped inside your body while the world passing you by, all the while ,fell like you couldv'e been more.

I wish for a wish that wishes for itself.

But Steelbound just randomly chose Jaypokes... it was before Steelbound went out of communications...
Anyway, granted. but the wish got granted the wrong way, and I accidentally killed you.
I wish for a mechanical version of Swellow in my house.

Granted, but it can't move because it needs a LOT of fuel.
I wish i could invent something useful for humanity.

Granted, but someone tries to use it to take over the world, and you're forced to destroy it.
I wish I hadn't had to do so much homework over my three day weekend =(

Granted, but you have to do all of that homework when you get back to school.

I wish I had a legit Manaphy without playing Pokemon Ranger.

Granted, but then you have to go to Japan to ask someone there to trade you one. (There was a McDonald's event there in Japan that released .)
I wish for an event Arceus.

Granted, but you don't have HGSS to trade the Arceus to, and now you can't unlock the Sinjoh Ruins thingie.

I wish we weren't talking about immigration in history class.

Granted, you're talking about the government in the past, which was way too boring.
I wish i could play guitar.

Granted, but Thundawave's Luxray sprite zaps you and the guitar, and you die of burns.
I wish for the summer time thing to not end. (I don't wanna wake up 1 hour earlier!)

Granted, but the hot weather didn't end either, and it burns you.
I wish i could understand every subject in my school better.

Granted, but then the teachers get jealous and frame you for something, so you get expelled.
I wish for the world to be all in the hands of of a six-year old.

Granted, but the six-year-old doesn't know how to rule the world wisely.

I wish I felt like sleeping now.

Granted, you really did sleep.
I wish every people in the world would understand Indonesian language.

Granted, but then everyone decided not to use it anymore & instead used the Malaysian language (Yes, I'm living in Malaysia!).
(For people living outside of Southeast Asia: the Indonesian language & the Malaysian language are actually quite similar)
I wish there will be no more natural nor man-caused disasters on the world.

Granted, but now no rain falls so crops die, but don't, people die of dehydration, yet they don't (and so on and so forth). The fabric of reality gets ripped open by paradoxes and the whole univers is destroyed, only to be created again, with sloths becoming the dominat creatures of earth (yet they still reamin terriably slow).

I wish i could understand what the heck im thinking about so I can finally get a job and out of my parents basement.

Granted, you get a job, but you were paid very low. And you couldn't come here anymore.
I wish that i was the guardian of the dimension.

Granted, but the things that you have to guard against all attack at once, and immediately disarm you. Good lick.
I wish that I was a Shade. (reference to Eragon)

(You know, that shadegaze thing on PokeFarm forum was off-topic. Sorrry, but we're ignoring that.)
Granted, but then I kill you by stabbing you in the heart with a wooden stake.
I wish for a dog.

Granted, it's a Rottweiler that bites your head off.

I wish for more time.