Granted, time stops for you. You are now stuck in time can never age, never die and you have no one to talk too. You eventually go insane and destroy the fabric of time, thus killing everything.

I wish for a vowel.

Granted. Now you have to speak using only vowels.

I wish I could perfect the Pokemon fusion I am working on.

Granted, the choosing of the Pokemon to fuse was perfect, but the method was wrong, thus destroying it.
I wish my grandmother could live longer.

Granted. She can't die but she still grows old.

I wish I didn't have a busy weekend coming up.

Granted, you have a busy weekdays that you even busier than torchie13125 with her homework.
I wish human can't hurt each other either by physically or mentally.

(torchie's out because she has a ton of homework? No wonder she wasn't here much yesterday.)
Granted, but they hurt all of the animals and plants.

I wish someone besides torchie would notice my art thread (torchie and rex09 are the only ones who commented on my work lately, but mostly torchie) and not tell me how bad my art is.

Granted, but there will be too many people who commented on your art, and your newest art get crushed of those comment because you follow too much comments from other people.
I wish for a lab full of anything that a lab would have.

Granted, but the lab explodes because of all the chemicals that have been purposely accidentally mixed together.

I wish I had more common sense.

(You'll see why I can't if you visit the Saffron forum. This is my formal goodbye, except I'll check whenever I can, and post whenever, but for the most part, it's farewell)
Granted, but then I come with a scythe and kill you, because I'm jealous.
I wish I didn't have to quit Psypoke (temporarily).

Granted, intsead you leave permenatly.

I wish for a taco.

(Oh great. Now someone wants me to leave permanently. I might do that...)
Granted, but my ghost comes and destroys the taco shop you are at.
I wish that I didn't have to leave Psypoke at all.

(Im not saying that!!!!!!)

Granted, but now you are glued to your computer forever.

I wish for another taco that torchie cant destroy...

(yeah, like Thundawave said, the weekdays and most weekends will have me screwed in homework-wise, as I'm the third year in the four-year high school system that we have in the US. Oh wait, aren't you Canadian? You should know it... And sorry. I take things literally...)
Granted, but I give you crushed oleander leaves in the taco, so you get poisoned and die.
I wish for a supercomputer.

Granted, but he super computers so super, its too busy saving the world for you to use it.

I wish for a taco that torchie doesnt crush or one that she tried to poison me with. (HAHA)

Granted, but the tacos you eat are so good that you gorge yourself to death.

I wish Pokemon is not considered a "nerdy" thing in school (it's true! Some guys dressed as nerds for Halloween played with Pokemon cards to make themselves look even more like nerds)

Granted, but now Pokemon is considered an idiotic thing in school. (Not really, you know)
I wish that homework will be banned from the universe forever.

Granted, but after they graduated from their own school, they will get a really tough work that no one even survived living with that. Enjoy.
I wish humans only lives for 30 years.

Granted, that means (most likely) that your parents and grandparents are already dead.

I wish DT13 would post in torchie's RP so that I'm not stuck waking him up forever.

Granted, but he then enters an eternal sleep.
I wish that GofD would post in A Castle in the Night to get it moving again.

((Im waitn for paco to change his question post into a story post))

Granted, but know you have to wait for Paco and shinja to post there's.

I wish I could figure out a way to get the money for an online course so I can finally fix my three year lon s@#W up.......

Granted, by working extremely hard. But most people, if not all, already know that but they're too lazy to do that.
I wish my friend wasn't so stupid to borrow my PSP and played it at the class.

Granted, instead you where stupid enough to play it during class.

I wish for a _______________.

Granted, but you get exactly that, a __________.
I wish to google google on gooble and then to bing bing on bing.

Granted, but you get exactly that, a __________.
I wish to google google on gooble and then to bing bing on bing.

Granted but first you have to invent gooble.

I wish for a blankity, blankity, blank.