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Thundawave
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:48 am
Posts: 189
Location: Nowhereville, United States of America
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Granted, viruses for humans and stalkers would dominate the world instead.
I wish I could finish reading through all of my library books.
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| Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:33 pm |
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ShinyLucario
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:44 am
Posts: 125
Location: Petalburg City
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Granted, but your head overheated & exploded.
I wish my family don't have to move to another city next year, so I won't need to leave my friends...*sob* Did I just typed that? *frantically backspaces after hitting submit, only to realize that this joke already have been used*
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| Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:53 pm |
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm
Posts: 667
Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, but your friends move away instead.
I wish i got a million dollars.
(I'm joining in also!)
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:15 pm |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm
Posts: 1196
Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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You get the million dollars, but they are all counterfeit.
I wish I could perform onstage with Lady GaGa.
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I suck at WiFi battling.
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:32 pm |
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm
Posts: 1422
Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted, she sends you to the Er whe nthe performance is over.
I wish for !.
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A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm
Posts: 667
Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, but the ! falls on you and crushes you to death.
I wish I could fly!
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| Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:40 am |
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am
Posts: 689
Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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Granted. 1cm off the ground.
I wish that my mines in ogame ggrew faster!
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"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." -Abraham Lincoln
"You can't argue with all the fools in the world- it's best to let them have their way and trick them while they're not looking." -Brom
Credit to Jester for the avatar!
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| Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:58 pm |
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm
Posts: 1422
Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted, but since I have no idea waht your talking about, I give you a lemon.
I wish for the #9.
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A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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Edoc'sil
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am
Posts: 689
Location: Avoiding roasted cabbage, not eating earwax, and looking on the bright side of life
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Granted, but every part of you becomes 9. 9 heads, 9 ears, hands, fingers, cheeks, noses, toes, pieces of hair, stomachs, lungs, brains, drops of blood, etc etc.
I wish for some more ranger signs in my new game.
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"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." -Abraham Lincoln
"You can't argue with all the fools in the world- it's best to let them have their way and trick them while they're not looking." -Brom
Credit to Jester for the avatar!
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| Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:22 pm |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm
Posts: 1196
Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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Granted but those Ranger Signs are in a language that you don't understand.
I wish I had Sharingan from Naruto.
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I suck at WiFi battling.
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| Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:48 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am
Posts: 587
Location: Lurking around..
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Granted, go to a doctor and consult that you need a contact lens to see, and get the sharingan-shaped contact lens.
I wish only to serve.
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| Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:08 am |
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm
Posts: 1422
Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted go make me a sandwitch.
I wiahs for a sandwitch with swiss, marble and mozza cheese, with bacon, ham, pepperoni, genoa salami and more bacon all on some fancy bread.
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A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm
Posts: 667
Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, but the cheese has green mold in it and you eat it anyway.
I wish I would get straight 100's in all my final exams!
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| Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:39 pm |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm
Posts: 1196
Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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Granted but they change everything so that 100 is the worst grade you can make.
I wish I could see MCR play during their World Contamination Tour.
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I suck at WiFi battling.
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| Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:30 pm |
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm
Posts: 667
Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, you see them on TV.
I wish i would be alive for the year 2112, which happens to be my favorite Rush album!
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| Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:04 pm |
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shinashu taji
Pokemon Master
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:49 pm
Posts: 1196
Location: William McKinley High School. Lima, Ohio.
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Granted but you are in a state of suspended animation and you do not know anything that is going around you.
I wish I could go in and out of video games.
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I suck at WiFi battling.
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm
Posts: 1422
Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted but you end up gettin trapped in ther game and have to fight the main boss to get out, EVERYTIME.
I wish for something.
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A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm
Posts: 667
Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, you get an extremely hard homework assignment.
I wish the world wouldn't end in 2012.
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GofD
Pokemon Master
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:38 pm
Posts: 1422
Location: Somewhere in this general area.
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Granted, but the world ends whe nthe dun goes super nova in a couple of billion years....
I wish for nothing but at the same time something.
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A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.
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ShinyLucario
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:44 am
Posts: 125
Location: Petalburg City
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Granted, the letters N-O-T-H-I-N-G fell down from the sky & hit your head.
I wish I would be the greatest Pokemon Trivia Master in the world.
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| Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:43 pm |
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Scizor Rules
Psychic Trainer
Joined: Mon May 17, 2010 7:03 am
Posts: 50
Location: The provisions at the Wild West.
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Granted, but being Trivia Master in anything causes you to be dumb and forget everything including your name. MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!! My evil spell hits you!
I wish my friend stops shouting and being crazy.
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Howdy, pardners!
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ShinyLucario
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:44 am
Posts: 125
Location: Petalburg City
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Granted, but now your friend is singing a horrible opera at the top of his/her lungs.
I wish for a time machine that never breaks down.
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| Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:44 pm |
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DarkTrainer13
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:42 am
Posts: 587
Location: Lurking around..
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Granted, it warped randomly each five minutes, so make sure you don't get teleported to some dangerous place.
I wish i could mimic everything without any side effect.
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| Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:11 am |
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Shuckle-rock$
Pokemon Ranger
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:43 pm
Posts: 667
Location: In a night-sea journey
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Granted, you start mimicing the teacher and she yells at you and gives you detention.
I wish something was good on TV right now (really, there's nothing good on!).
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| Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:34 pm |
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ShinyLucario
Dragon Tamer
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:44 am
Posts: 125
Location: Petalburg City
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Granted, but it only lasted a picosecond (for your convenience, it means 0.000 000 000 001 seconds) then the TV exploded into a trillion pieces.
I wish for unlimited supply of donuts.
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