Granted, but the aliens choose you, out of all people, to conduct experiments with. They capture you, then blow up the world, and give you tests so painful you suffer a fate worse than instant death.

I wish the trumpet emote wasnt pink and didnt have Barbie on it.

Granted its invisible and says vote for cabbage instead.

I wish that i could get some more tv channels.

Granted, but the extra channels cost alot of money, and now you cant feed yourself.
I wish my ipod doesnt get broken anytime soon.

Granted, it breaks at the end of the year.

I wish people will join my rp.

Granted, but the people who join it don't do anything so your rp fails.


I wish I had someone to battle right now.

Granted, but all you have to battle right now is a Level 5 Magikarp with Splash, while the foe has a Lv100 Dialga and Lv100 Palkia.

I wish my pokemon don't die in the Nuzlocke Challenge!

Granted, but the Pokemon die in your other games.
I wish they would invent a Pokemon that would step on just my enemys and not me.

Granted, but it tripped on its gigantic shoelace and fell on you, breaking your backbone and ribcage into 23987 pieces. Your spinal cord stays intact, though, so you must live the rest of your life with a floppy torso.

I wish I wasn't grounded for the past week.

Granted, you were grounded for the past two weeks and until two weeks from now.

I wish that the Jets had beaten the Steelers today

Granted. As bank robbers were running from the scene of the crime, a giant plane flew into them.

I wish that I was ungrounded for the last two weeks of my grounding.

Granted you get cemented instead.

I wish for the remote.

Granted, but the only thing the remote does is give you more homework.

I wish I could think of a wish to wish for.

Granted, but then you run out of wishes.

I wish my parents would stop beating me.

Granted, but then your grandparents start beating you.

I wish that the Bengals weren't the worst team in the NFL...

Granted, they're no longer in the NFL

I wish nuclear ratiation wouldn't affect me.

Granted, but now every single H2O molecule will zap you into non-existent.
I wish that I can train my PM fast in PokemonCraft & also get lots of money!

Granted, but they all turn EVIL and turn on you and steal all of your new money and tie you up and throw you in a closet with bad music playing.

I wish shuckle would not be as freakin awesome as it is right now!!! YEAH YOU HEARD ME!!! SHUCKLE IS AMAZING!!!

Granted, but the awesomeness of shuckle finds you and haunts you for the rest of your eternity, while shuckle redeems himself and becomes even more awesomer than now.

I wish people would pay attention to the Who would win in a fight Game and stop bending the Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but then a load of people was offended by the answers so no one participate anymore & the game was locked.
I wish that every single word starts with K (kdon't kask kwhy.)

Granted, but then every letter was k.

I wish Layton Hewitt became a decent tennis player.

Granted, but he was ONLY decent at tennis so he was no longer famous (if he even was famous)

I wish Chuck Norris had a weakness.

Granted, but then he died, and was forgotten.

I wish that no one was lactose intolerant.

Granted, NO one is lactose intolerant instead everyone is allergic to everything except lactose,but the world eventually eats/drinks all the lactose left in the world so everyone starves.

I wish that I get a good grade on my essay

Granted, but you fail all your homework assignments, tests, and all your other essays, but you still pass this essay.

I wish that when the sun blows up in a few billion years, everyone would die a quick and painless death.

Granted, but by that time, people had moved on to other planets at a safer distance from the sun, si when this sun blows up, all the people suddenly drop dead.

I wish Connan O'Brian's show wasn't very bad.