Granted, its terrible and gets canceled.

I wish "I TAW A PUDDY TAT".

Granted, but then A PUDDY TAT AIT YU.

I wish fancy shoes were much more comfortable. Really they are so unwearable!

Granted, but now there not fancy.

I wish for a magic table, that will give me whatever food I want.

Granted, but it gave you so much food that you got fat. (Not that I'm insulting you...)

I wish I had a cup of soda with nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with the carton or cup, either. And it wouldn't explode or anything like that.

Granted, but while drinking you get hit by a truck.

I wish I had a pet monkey that could not hurt me.

Granted, he just runs away. And explodes.

I wish my life was so perfect that nothing could possibly go wrong.

Granted, but everyone hates you now.

I wish that [flash] could be on.

Granted, but your computer didn't work.

I wish I had fifty dollers with nothing wrong with them. They were for my country, too.

Granted, but the cheapest thing costs 51 dollars.

I wish it was MArch 6th already.

Granted, its now March 6, 2010

I wish I could buy a 'fake' pokemon game just to see what its like, and I'm not going to try to trade to any of my games.

Granted it only has 1 minute of gameplay on it, plus you spent 60 bucks on it.

I wish.

Granted, but you didn't really wish for anything.

I wish Snorlax could learn Fly.

Granted, but when he lands, he becomes an 800lb bomb that's falling at 300mph and headed toward your house....

I wish for Pi

Granted, you got apple.

I wish for a zombie, who will not eat my brains.

Granted, he eats all your food, causing you to starve.

I wish that Missingno existed in HG/SS, not 'M, but didn't do anything harmful.

Granted, but its so hard to get that not even Gameshark or AR can help you.
Speaking of glitch pokemon...

I wish I could view B oE AN's stats without doing any harm to my game or affecting it in any form.

Granted, but to do so you need to go through about 300 firewalls.

I wish one more person would join my rp so we can start it and get it out of MY FREAKIN HEAD!!

Granted, it got out of your freakin' head along with everything else in it, so welcome to Empty-Headed Club.
I wish that 3DS won't be harmful.

Granted, but after 5 seconds of playing it, it requires 5 days of recharging to play it again.

I wish I could get access to Imageshack (or whatever) so I can stop having to put every picture in freaken ATTACHMENTS!!!

Granted, you get Imageshack but you realize it is not the right program and you still have to use attachments

I wish that some more people would join Munchlax 's Tournament. Highlight to view spoiler.
This is a wish and a commercial if any one wants to join just click on the link in my signature!

Granted, bt so many people sign up, that it takesd 10years to finish.

I wish for less while gettin mroe.

Granted, you get less homework assignments, but the ones you get are uber long.

I wish I won't die this year.

Granted, you go back in time and die last year.

I wish for more time to write my book report.

Granted, you go back in time to before you were born, screw up the space time continuom, and have to live forever in a neverending, soulsucking darkness. Here you can right all the book reports you want.

I wish russia and USA destroyed their smallpox samples, without spreading them to other people. Just destroyed them.

Granted, but other diseases (If smallpox is a disease) ravage the world.

I wish I could have a cookie. With nothing wrong with the cookie, what happens to me while I eat it, or anything like that.