Granted but the backfire was that Giovanni no longer exists

I wish for $

Granted, but money becomes outlawed by the world as a form of currency, so you are arrested for having it.
I wish for a new avvie.

Granted, but you have to change your name too.

I wish it'd stop snowing for week or too. Im running out of room to puit it all.

Granted, but after two weeks it wipes out your house.

I wish for a wish that has to do with Team Rocket and it doesn't have a backfire.

Granted, the wish gets backfired anyway and Cyrus is the new leader.

I wish Ashketchumwee would stop making wishes about Giovanni or Team rocket

Granted, but now he talks about Cyrus and Team Galactic instead.

Granted Giovanni takes your nonexistent wish and takes over the world. (Muahahaha)

I wish Pokemon was real, including Team Rocket and Team Magma and Team Aqua and Team Galactic and such.

Granted, but this causes an unblance in the univers causing it to implode on itslef. Happy?

I wish for the "sunmit" buttom ot be clicked.

Granted but when you click the suNmit button the sun burns off your finger

I wish commercials no longer existed

Granted and since im in total agreement with you, RANDOM BACHFIRE!!!! You can no longer eat Wood.

I wish for a check mark.

Granted the check mark means that you have been diagnosed with the bubonic plague.

I wish I could buy songs on iTunes without spending a lot of money and songs are actually good in english and don't break my computer or iPod

Granted, but the songs contain viruses so the songs don't break your computer, but the viruses do.

Speaking of viruses, I wish computer hackers would get a life and STOP ****ING BUGGING OUR COMPUTERS!!!

Granted, but computers are not monitors, (aka the screens,) so now hackers hack our monitors, causing them to funtion like the screen of a Game Boy after meeting Missingno.

I wish I knew what I'm talking about.

Granted, but you don't understand what someone else says.
I wish that the Green Bay Packers had lost the Super Bowl (Am. Football) tonight.

Granted, but so did the Steelers O_o. Don't ask how that's possible.
I wish Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon was in theaters already.

Granted, it's the pirated version that freezes constantly.

I wish my computer didn't lag since that is what it always wants to do today whenever I try to click or type something.

Granted, instead of lagging your computer is now infected with a deadly virus & destroyed every single file in it.
I wish that I would be immune to every single harmful disease in the universe.

Granted, you die because you are also immune to the good viruses and bacteria.

I wish I didn't have a boatload of homework on the worst possible nights (like now).

Granted, but now you have three times as much on the best possible nights.
I wish for more time to do all the nothing I want (a cookie for you if you know where that came from )

Granted, but you used all that time so now it's time for work/school/whatever you do.

I wish I could help Giovanni run Team Rocket (Muahahahahahahahahaha), and nothing could possibly go wrong becuase he's my best friend and worker. I am also his best executive. (sorry if I mispelled it)

Granted, but team Rockets loses stocks and now has to fire everyone, starting with you.

I wish I could be a bit more patient.

granted but everyone becomes very impacient and makes you hurry up a bunch.

i wish my shift key was working.

Granted, your shift key now works unfortunately someone stole everything in your house except your shift jey it no longer has no use now that it has been disconnected from the keyboard.

I wish my name was Dekki

Granted, but you're middle name is now Rocket. (Oh no it's so aweful the world will end) :laugh:

I wish Team Rocket was bigger in the anime like it was sopposed to!

Granted but Giovanni has to die. Meowth will cry for you.
I wish for a snow day Wednesday!!