Granted but the few wishes you do get end up killing you.

I wish I knew how to fly airplanes!

Granted, but you can only fly an airplane that doesn't work.

I wish I lieks Mudkipz (idk im bored)

Granted, but you no longer like pancakes.

I wish for spagehetti. With meatballs. Lots of em. and cheee one top, oh and......

.... Oh and chocolate and tuna fish and steak bits and dog treats... I just ruined your wished up spaghetti. Enjoy!

You get a random backfire since you forgot to make a wish.

YOU NO LONGER LIKE TEAM ROCKET!!!!(or giovanii)

I wish you would remember to make wishes.

Granted but now you don't.

I wish I leiked Giovanni again.

Granted, but you take over team rocket and kick him to the curb.

I wish for pancakes and chicken.

Granted but the chickens eat all the pancakes, and they all happened to be ellergic to pancakes, so they all died.

I wish my secret tracking devices I placed on the moon would detect the meteorite that supposed to kill everyone in 2012 so I could fire my LAZR at it and save all of humanity.

Granted, but it didn't detect the baseball-size meteorite that would smash itself to pieces next minute AND the soccer ball-size meteorite that would smash your laser to bits next 5 minutes AND the doomsday-size meteorite that would blow up the world next...10 minutes.
I wish that instead of saying "Granted" everyone says "Shinylucarioissoawesomeandyourwishisgranted".

That wasn't a backfire, GofD. I want to do that. But darn that reality...

Granted, but the Elite Four of Psypoke ust made a rule where you can't so now you got banned.

I wish Giovanni lieked me in my sigs.

granted, but hten no one takes you seriously.

I wish we al talk using only 1's and 0's.

Granted, but not everybody understands binary, and it would take a loooooong time to say simple phrases.

I wish Black and White were already out!!

Granted, but they changed the quality of the Pokemon to it was in Red/Blue. And they don't move.

I wish my backfire backfired.

Granted but the backfire's backfire got backfired.

I wish I could think of better wishes (and backfires)

Granted, but everyone's elses backfires are even better then yours.

I wish for a bit more confidence.

Granted, You get too much confidence and believe you can fly so you fall of a skyscraper/

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but now you wish you didnt have a girlfriend.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, the pony stomps your hands to pieces and you die

I wish for better typing skills.

Grated but a new invention (like the typewriter turning into the keyboard) takes over and the keyboards become obsolite, so now you have to learn how to type on these now.

I wish that my wishes WERE better than anyone elses, and no one could wish for better wishes, and my wishes would never get backfired.

Granted, but you got banned, so people started making better wishes again.

I wish I got a reply on my Volt The Eevee story.

Granted, but the reply is a mod saying the thread is locked.
I wish I was in a really successful band.

Granted, but you go mentally insane from the popularity.

I wish Giovanni was my friend. (I know him personally, but he hates me.) And yes, I have no real life.

Granted, he is your friend but hes the one friend you have that you know hates you

I wish had a life

Granted, you wished had a life. I inserted me. Thank you!

I wish Giovanni had longer hair. He just has one layer. It's weird...

Grantedbut Giovanni is now a girl, who calls herslef Giovanet. You fallin love with her, aks her to marry you, and she shoots you down, literally.

I wish for raviolli