Granted, you have good reputation for 2 seconds, then it gets bad.

I wish for a better computer mouse.

You get a computer mouse with rabies and you die from rabies after infecting everyone else in the world with it.

I wish for more milk.

Granted, but to get more milk, you have to buy 30 different milk cartons at Walmart, which not only costs some money, but is extremely heavy.

I wish it would be 3/11/2011 already!!

Granted, everyday is now 3/11/2011.

I wish for better WIFI.

Granted, but it's extremly slow. But the screens are clear and you don't ever get viruses. The viruses that just slow your computer down anyways. You constanly get viruses that give away personal information like where you work and if your married and how old are you and your real name and credit card number

I wish that Edoc'sil, GofD, and ShinyLucario threw a party welcoming me back from my long journey in other rps and forums and games.

Granted, but we forgot to invite you.

I wish for the letter "T".

Granted, but it has no meaning & does nothing at all. And now all you can say or type is "TTTTTTTTTTT"
I wish that GofD, Shuckle-rock$, Wailord_2, & Ashketchumwee throws a mega party celebrating ME because I'm so great & wonderful. Nothing goes wrong before, during, or after the party & I'm invited to enjoy all the fun.

Granted, but the party only lasts for 1 second. Then everything is back to normal.

I wish I didn't have to have a boring time every time I stayed home alone.

Granted, every time you stay home alone you have a very exciting time, but the rest of your life is more boring than a rock in a museum.
I wish that I won't be the werewolf in the new werewolf game.

Granted, your the real life werewolf whose being hunted instead.

I wish for granted.

Grantéd, but évéry "é" has béén coruptéd.
I wish I had a néw 3DS!

Granted, new but broken.

I wish my new avatar that I made would fit in the tiny size limit I get.

Granted, but everything you touch breaks down.
I wish that everything destroyed by the tsunami in Japan is miraculously restored to normal.

Granted, but the tsunamies move over to North America.

I wish I could strike a good pose without looking stupid.

Granted the only way you don't look stupid is when you strike a pose but you look like a weirdo when you do.
I wish that I had opposable toes.

Granted, but you lose your hands, so now you can only do stuff with your feet.

Guys, after I got back from my trip to the Bahamas, I forgot when this game was supposed to end, so I checked. Unfortunately, it should've ended a week ago. I'm going to ask JsXtm to lock this thread. So until he does, backfire as many wishes as possible.

I wish that I had AT&T instead of Comcast.

Granted, but since I have no idea what you're talking about, I give you A Turtle & Tortoise.
I wish that a new Backfire that's even more fun will spring up immediately after this is locked.

Granted, but its' locked just as fast.

I wish that I could do the things that I cant do.

Granted, but now you can't do the things you can.

I wish that I could get to the P2 Laboratory in Black. I've been trying for hours.

Granted, but the moment you set foot in that area a deadly glitch deleted your entire game.
I wish that I can...err...uh...mmm...make up my mind.

Granted, you now respond with UMMM..

I wish for loads of watermelon flavored jellybeans.

Granted, but they became so much that the whole world is covered with them and you had to eat those jellybeans for the rest of your life. Touch wood.
I wish the second book of Heroes of Olympus a.k.a. The Son of Neptune will arrive soon.

Granted, but you're not allowed to read it.

I wish that my ten-year-old brother would just shut up and get a life outside of World of Warcraft.

Granted, he gets your life for 1 canadian penny, which isnt even shiny.

I wish for a good ol shiny canadian penny.

granted but its worthless in the US and you are forced to return all the way to Canada to be able to do something with it

I WISH I CAN FREAKING GET SOME SLEEP, I WAS SO TIRED ON MY HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!