Granted, but you keep forgetting that you cant turn your clothes invisible, this of course leads to many embarassing situations.

I wish for a channel to watch Anime on and not have to rely on a legit website for them.

granted but your TV explodes

i wish noobs wouldnt muk up the forums with useless topics

granted but they start necromancing topics that died out years ago

i wish school started earlier and ended later and we wouldnt have more work or homework

Granted, but now scjool tached you nothing and you are unable to get a job.

I wish my avatar looked less pixely.

Granting but you dont have one now

i wish for FOOD!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted, Sadly its Grimy Food, thus poisoning you.
I wish werewolf would finish

Granted, but no one starts a new one.

I wish for a faucet.

Granted but it leaks and floods the house

I wish looked more fiestive!!!!!

granted but then it turns invisible

i wish for my HW to be done and all the answers were right

Granted all the answers are right. Unfourtuently, the questions have nothing to do with the answers.

I wish to buy a vowel.

Granted, but the word "fly" only has y, which you didn't account for.

I wish that I would win my NHS election tomorrow.

Granted but it's then discovered that you rigged the election and you have to go to jail.

I wish for a new Playstation 3.

lol i wish....

Granted, but the next day, the PS9 comes out, leaving your little PS3 in the dust.
I wish for more energy throughout the day.

Granted, but you get too much energy and the grid overloads, sending hummanity back ot the darkages.

I wish.

granted you get stuck in a black whole of nothingness for a few days then you find a door leading to..............Highlight to view spoiler.
A ROOM WITH A MOOSE

I wish for a better computer in computer class

Granted, the computer is so advanced that you dont know how to use it. And the keyboard is covered in honey, peanut butter, and is guarded by a genius yet shcizophrantic lab mouse.

I wish that the moose wasn't in the room.

Granted, but the room turns into a giant sinkhole, and the moment you take a step in it, you get trapped and slowly sink to death.

I wish the ADINSX wouldn't find me...

Granted, they dont find you, but THE LEAF does.

I wish I could solve the puzzle.

Granted, but the puzzle you solve was never meant to be solved in the first place.

I wish I didn't have to write a speech for school

Granted, instead you have to write a 1000 pg essay on Canadian Bacon.

I wish for some Bacon.

Granted, but it's tied over a large tank of sharks and alligators that havent been fed in five days.

I wish that Cygnus X-1 wouldn't one day suck up the earth

Granted, instead our SUN goes supernova burning the earth to a crisp.

I wish for the leprechans pot of gold (covered chocolate).

Granted, but you stored the chocolate-covered gold (which is real gold but with choc. all around it) in the fridge, and overnight the power goes out, and the fridge turns off. Everything gets hot and the chocolate melts. Then the power comes on and the chocolate rehardens. So now all the gold is stuck into chocolate.

Also, the leprechans put a tracking device into one of the gold pieces so now they know where you live...


I wish for a

Granted I give you a broken , which is totoally usless to you.

I wish for a peice of cake.

Granted, but it is raisin cake and you don't like raisins
I wish for......... Highlight to view spoiler.
I forget.