THREE MONTHS IS LONG ENOUGH!! So I'm starting up the new backfire game!

Here's how to play: Someone 'wishes' for something, and the next person 'grants' the wish, but then they make it have a drawback. Then that person wishes for something, and the next person grants it, and makes it have a backfire, and so on... Example:
Person X: I wish for a pet dog
Person Y: Granted, but it has rabies. I wish I had an iPhone 2!
Person Z: Granted, but an iPhone 3 comes out and you instantly scrap your old iPhone 2 and waste a lot of money. I wish for...
And so on

Oh and this game will end on December 31. (Same day as my Fight game- notice anything???)



I'll start us off:
I wish for one of these fancy babys:

Granted, but it is so ridiculously tiny you need a microscope to see it.
I wish that I would receive all the awesome things on my wishlist, all top-quality and unbroken and doesn't come with bombs or things like that (It's my birthday, you know)

Granted, but they are all counterfeits, and you get arrested for production of counterfeits.

I wish for the money I need to pay off my loan.

Granted, but to get the you become a drug dealer and are arrested for it.

I wish that I didn't have to start school in three days.

Happy birthday, ShinyLucario! (too lazy to go post that in the actual thread, so...)

Granted, but instead you have to start 3 years of rigorous homeschooling with no breaks in 4 days.

I wish AP classes were easy.

Granted, but every other class is nearly impossible and you get mega craptons of homework.

I wish for something or other.

Granted, you got chewing gum which only had one previous owner
I wish I could live by the beach

Granted, but as soon as you move in, a tidal wave comes and wipes out your house. And moves the beach line further back, so that now you just own some permanently submerged land.

I wish more people would join Werewolf (link in mah sig).

Granted, but they're a bunch of n00bs who ruin the game by telling everyone who the Werewolves are.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

Granted but Charizard torches you with his flamethrower.

I wish I could own an Armaldo.

granted and yours is a glitch and he is lv.1 and 1,ooo,ooo,ooo more exp. points before he is lv.2

I wish I had a rain dance team to beat my "friends" with

granted but you're up against a(nother) sandstorm team, and their Tyranitar beats your only Rain Inducer

I wish that I won the game

Granted, but it has expiared mayo on it.

I wish for a Pizza.

Granted, but small talk becomes an engaging chat, and that becomes midnight life story time. You have a lot in common and you fall in love with it.

I wish for some new socks

Granted, but they were different colours!

I wish I had a new Laptop

Granted, but it's a tiny plastic dollhouse one.

I wish that my poison ivy goes away. It's driving me crazy!

Granted, but now no one is driving. The car plummets off a cliff

I wish for cool superpowers

Granted, but your superpower is to run 1.00001 times as fast as the average human!

I wish that I had someone driving.

granted but he drives you up the wall

I wish I had VW bug and if you don't know what that is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Beetle ya just in case

Granted, but you get a Violent Weevil Bug, and if you don't know what that is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weevil just in case

I wish for a robot that makes me crepes!

granted, but it always burns them

I wish I had a private jacuzzi

You get one, but it's so private that no one can ever find it even if you try to escort them there. You meet numerous hot chicks, and can't chill in the jacuzzi with them. Then the jacuzzi breaks and you can't get the repair guy out there to fix it.

Not that you even knew where it was in the first place.

I wish for a few wizards

Granted but the wizards turn on you and you must fight them to the death

I wish for a flyable Boeing 747-400 that doesn't crash or harm me or anyone in any way, physicaly and mentaly

@skeleton I know where your sig is from

granted just think you and your RC airplane that is made of foam (yes I know you wanted to ride it but it is to small )

I wish I had a lv.1 Magicarp ( oooww ya man do splash one more time )