Granted but the meat is from a cow who had MAD COW DISEASE!!!!!! You go crazy and end up thinking that people's fingers are little candys and you start chewing them off. Everyone gets mad and sues you. But you're still crazy and instead of going to the court on the day of the trial, you go searching for Spongebob in the Pacific Ocean. Sadly you end up dying due to not being able to breathe underwater, even though you thought you could. Even worse, 2 seconds later, aliens arrive and change everyone's fingers into REAL candys somehow so you missed it all by 2 seconds :(

I wish for something that benifited me and everyone

Granted, But the movie is so horribely made that no one sees it, Causing Hollywood to collopase. This collapse cause other countries economies to collapse resulting in a world wide economic disaster. You, however are the only person on earth who actually liked the movie. So you get blamed for causing the global collapse. You have been banished to a remote island in the middle of the atlantic, wer you go crazy and crown your self king and rule your subjects(AKA coconuts) with an Iron Fist. After months of your rule your subjects (AKA coconuts) Revolt against you under their hero. You are dragged out of power and banished to ride the the gyres of the oceans for the rest of your life on a coconut raft. You are always bailing out water and survive by eating the raft, resulting in you having to bail faster. After years of banishmet you land on the shores of a beach, and still crazy, Clame it as your counrty and begin to attack people. You are eventually caught and put into the looney bin, where you now think you are daffy duck. And of course you can never out smart Bug Bunny.....

I wish for insanity.

Granted, you think you're Donald Duck and strapped yourself to a rocket to a distant planet filled with rancid coconut mutants. That and a giant screen that replays 300 Independence Days for all eternity.

I wish that Bast would accept my apology gift and forgive me (Here, have some cheese, Magic Salsa, eh...ambrosia, and...um...65,468 cans of sardines!). Obviously, that's better if she do so before stabbing me with her knifes. Then it's even more desirable if she would also become my personal bodyguard for life!

Granted, but since all you technically wished for was for her to accept your apology, she does, then leaves you to fight the evil god for once. It's Serqet this time. Hope you brought your staff!

I wish for another pudding cup. It was soooooooo good!

Granted. I'll have another one for you on Monday. The backfire is having to wait until Monday. Muhahahaha!

I wish to be able to disccise myself as anything, a tree, a girl, a lamp, etc. AHHH EVIL!!!

(I'm serious about that Argonaut457. You still owe me for the granola bar! )

Granted, but you decide to turn yourself into two pickles, and get stuck that way. Someone throws you into the ocean, and you a are stuffed into a jar. That jar is shipped to the Krusty Krabby, where you are used on a Krabby Patty. That Krabby Patty just happens to be the one that Bubble Bass eats, and you get to find out what the bottom of his tongue looks like.

I wish people had believed me when I said that azul was a werewolf at the beginning.

(First off, I gave YOU the granola bar, nitwit!)
Granted, but since they know that you know the azul knows he's a werewolf, they think you're one too. Therefore, he gets voted off first, and you second.

I wish more people would join my game! (I can't start on time now )

granted but now there are like 900.000.000 people are on there and you can't play the game right.

I wish the werewolf game was not so easy. (maybe we should not have killed to make it look like someone else killed them)

Granted. It was extremely hard so the villagers win. You evil little werewolf.

I wish that saying ‘I like trains’ didn’t make a train run you over.
Wait, hold on a second... oh god.

Granted, but a train runs you over after you say ‘I like trains’ which means you could never make the wish which means I colud never backfire it. This means none of this ever happened, and yet it did Confusing isn't it?

I wish my wireless wouldn't keep on dropping the connection.

Granted, now it never has connection.
I wish for purple

Member me, guys? Been a long time since you saw me, huh.
Granted. You get purple, but the purple is the colour of your new lion's fur.
I wish for a refill of non-dangerous-at-all soda that's not expired, that isn't flat, and it's a flavour only I will like, so no one wishes to take it from me. (that's gonna be hard. )

Granted, but the cup is made of High explosives, that are VERY sensative. One wrong move and KA-BOOOM!

I wish for an exploding cup.

Granted, it explodes in your face. But instead of dying, your skin melts off and not only you are in searing pain, but everyone avoids you since you look so ugly. Even the doctors who are trying to operate on your face avoids you since you're ugly, so you sadly die in the hospital bed

I wish I could make backfires slightly less 'graphic'

Granted, but since at first I thought you said "I wish for GRAFFICATION!" you turn into a giraff. Oh well..

I wish for a backfire. (try to backfire a backfire, haha!)

Granted, you knew how to make a banner, but now you forgot, and in utmost frustration you bashed your head against a climbing wall covered with deadly lava. When you finally remembered the first step, your skull is melting in the lava.

I wish that I can make brooms do whatever I order.

Granted, but it woks both ways. They take orders from you, and you take orders from them. Have fun!

I wish for a the perfect cup of coffee.

Granted, but since you stole my wish, I steal the coffe from you. Man, was that one good cup of coffee. Oh, yeah, your house was just hit by a meteor.

I wish that Argonaut457 will remember he needs to give me apus ding cup tomorrow.

Granted, but since I don't know what that means, and for the fact that you ate the pudding that I was supposed to give to twisturtwig, (sorry 'bout that, TT, I'll still have it) i insead murder you by forcing to eat pudding until you explode. Hey, at least it was delicious .

I wish for more cowbell! (OH YEA!)

Granted. We kill you, hollow out your skull, and line it with metal to create a cowbell. It makes a great sound, so rejoice!

I wish I hadn't chosen to take 5 AP classes this year.

Granted - you take 6!

I wish I'd be well-rested after each night of sleep.