Granted, but you only get those nights of sleep once a month. Have fun~

I wish it wasn't 2:41 in the morning >_> *goes to bed*

Granted, but since we're temporarily ignoring you and your wish, we don't realize that you're about to drown. Whoops.

I wish that I could EV train my Pokemon more easily.

Granted, you have to fight Jirachi with Thunderwave/Iron Head/Serene Grace everytime you battle on PO, and you can't counter it

I wish that I had the guts to do stuff well

Granted, but now you can only speak 'dirty language', so your vocabulary is just one long beep. Shut up, your annoying everyone!

I wish for the ability to sleep without time passing by, so I can sleep whenever, for however long I want.

Granted, But as you sleep you enter an alternate dimension where, as you sleep time still passes. And its run by extremely goregious women. Unforetutnly for you, they REALLY dont like you. (On scale of one to ten on hatred, its off the scale). So instead of sleeping in this dimension, your running for your live from the extremely goregious women, who are chasing you in giant killer cars with Anti-matter lasers (YAY ANTI-MATTER. youd be thinking that too if they werent shooting them at you). So now after you wake up from your sleep, your are restless and cranky, so much so that you fail your schooling and end up working as a human coat hanger. You do howver get paid 15 dollars an hour and get commosion from ,the # of coats your holding, so alls well that ends well.

I wish that Im not too out of it after my wisdom teeth are pulled out in 12 hours.

Granted; you're wide awake so the pain you feel will be all too real and it'll be a torment upon your soul.
(I have had my wisdom teeth removed, and they hurt for 2 weeks. Then again, I had 3 impacted ones to be removed, so it was a bit more painful because of that...)

I wish no one had to experience the pain of having wisdom teeth removed. Or just having wisdom teeth for that matter.

Granted, but the bowl is made of C4! Not only that but the ceral is made out of nitros-oxide. So I suggest eating it very carefully.

I wish for Lego.

Granted, its in a C-4 box with nitros-oxide in it. The LEGO bricks are also full of magma. The fuse is very, VERY long but it burns up fast. I let you go in to get them, and light the fuse. Have fun.

I wish that DragoBoy would make a Bisharp-Tyranitar-Steelix sprite. (BTW, feel free to if you want, drago )

Granted; the stapler is stuck to your head. You hereby become known as Stapler Head, the superhero famed for organizing randomly disordered stacks of paper. (Anyone who reads comics might get this joke.)

I wish...for a death laser to point at other people besides myself.

Granted, but it shoots at someone holding a mirror, then the lazer redirects into you and BOOM

I wish for less school work (I think i've said this already though)

Granted, but now you must do household chores for 10 hours each day. Good thing you have that extra 10 minutes that was filled by schoolwork before.

I wish that Gaia would go back to her nice little nap for at least another millennium.

(I made the splice, if you want to see it it's in my art gallery)

Granted have fun with your architecture and urbanism magazine

I wish for more ideas for my art gallery

Granted, you have so much ideas your brain is literally exploding with excitement. Then you nonagintuple posted right away, and the mods banned you shortly after you broke the world record of forum multi-posting by centuple posting. Then your head exploded.

I wish that Jupiter didn't Thunder this whole evening and cause power outages in my house. Geez, just because I commented on Facebook saying that I prefer Camp Half-Blood over Camp Jupiter? You lightning-throwing hippie jerk!

Granted, now neither types of Gods pay attention to you at all, so in your time of need, they leave you to die.

I wish half bloods were real.... Oh wait, they are... Crap I am one.... AH MONSTER!!! *pulls out cerebral bronze dagger* CHARGE!

I wish the monster would go away!

Granted. It goes away and comes backs with a friend,

I wish for change.

Granted, you get 4 quarters for a dollar. But the quarters are so old that they are very rusty, and every coin machine can't read them, so they're worthless

I wish for something thats PRICELESS

Granted, but "priceless" can also be synonymous with "worthless." Consequently, you got your mom :O (jk, I'm sure your mom is awesome)

I wish that I hadn't felt the need to make that joke.

Granted, but the ring causes everybody in New York to want that ring also. So chase you from New York to California and you become extremely tired from it (duh!). Then,you realize that you have all the authoritiy of a king with the ring, so you order all the police forces in California to excecute all the people chasing you on the spot. 4 hours later, news breaks out that California killed all of New York, and Obama decides that the crime should fit California's punishment. So he launches a nuclear missle to California and it blows the entire state up. (You survive somehow). Then news quickly reaches Europe that a nuclear missle went off in the USA. They think that the USA is trying to take over the world with nuclear missles so they lauch several nuclear missles of their own to the USA and they blow it up. Several other countries get the news, and they launch THEIR nuclear missles, AND WWIII IS BORN!!!!

In the end, the world becomes a radioactive wasteland and you die not from the toxic radiation, but from the guilt that you caused all of this.

I wish for HAMMER TIME!!!