... was slain by Marco, a renegade police officer, bent on revenge, who then...

...set out on a quest for the one and only bag of golden taco shells for his signature dish, tacos and beans. On his way, he stubbled upon an ancient temple ruin and decided to explore, inside....

... Found a shiny Mudkip! Marco decided to...

....eats it as an appetizer for his golden taco shells! He then realizes his mistake and.....

Jumps off a cliff. We pick up with Neil, who is running a race...

... And Neil was ticked off because you took him out of the race. So, he...

... Begins to attack Patterson, who screams "ICE CREAM PARTY!" at Neil, causing them to...

Explode. Then the rest of the runners in the race...

... Were in a tie for second place, leaving Neil at first, winning. But Neil...

Had already explode in my last turn telling the story, so that makes no sense. That causes the world to implode, so....

... I come in first place by default. Yay! Default! My favorite way to win! Now, since Bigfoot exists...

...you get locked up and condemned to death for your multiple genocides relating the people who said bigfoot didn't exist, because he doesn't. But, right before your execution.....

... Bigfoot, who IS REAL, comes in and saves me, sacrificing himself to gunfire for me. Now that I am safe and we have an actual carcass and video footage (the excution was being videotaped for TV), everyone but Argonaut457 thinks they exist, causing him to be isolated from society and labeled a hipster. I then go on to become...

...a fraud, when they find out moments later that it was JUST A MAN IN A MONKEY SUIT. They give him credit for it being convincing, but it doesn't matter because he's dead. TT then goes into hiding to avoid being recaptured and executed. We pick up with...

...the man in the monkey suit. As it turns out, the man is actually a Bigfoot in a man suit, which is in a monkey suit. This results in the furries...

((HA. I WIN.))

Rex is banned for mentioning furries. Not in my forum, bitch

... All blowing up. The Bigfoot in the man suit in the monkey suit goes on a quest to retrieve the Holy Grail in...

The most dangerous part of the world and dies, making the Bigfoot population of one go extinct. We pick up with a man named Ben, who, after the shocking realization that Bigfoot no longer exists....

... Remembers that there is not only one Bigfoot, there are more of them. Not a lot, but enough to keep up a small population. This person who I don't know named "Ben" goes and beats up another person I don't know named "Mike" and convinces him to believe in Bigfoot and THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT IS OVER NOW MIKE! Now, on top of Mt. Coronet...

The Bigfoot community congregate and plan there evil plans. As our heroes approach the summit .....

They are stopped dead in their path by the yeti, another NON-EXISTENT creature, and...

Personally, I'm not a cusser. But anyways, poor Rex. Back on topic:
... And the creature happens to be the Gerbeaverplatyduck, which is a mix of a gerbil, beaver, platypus and duck. Since the creature is so ugly it's cute...

The Time-Space continuum exploded, making Dialga and Palkia mad. The destroyed the Gerbeaverplatyduck and it turned into a gerbil, a beaver, a platypus and a duck. Since time and space is still destroyed, Dialga and Palkia summoned Giratina, so that...

... Giratina could shoot the drummer that was hiding in the canopy of an invisible tree, and the drummer fell out, breaking his...

... arch-rival Lepold van Lichtenstein III's previous record of falling out of a tree in one consecutive day, which happened to be 24. Now that Lepold van Lichtenstein III doesn't hold the world record for falling out of a tree in a consecutive day, he...