Is it Bagon?
- "Dreaming of one day flying, it practices by leaping off cliffs every day"
-it learns Ember by level up and other fire moves by TM/breeding, and it learns Rain Dance by TM and Hydro Pump by breeding
-It can be found in the "Final Maze" in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Darkness and Sky

Yay, DragoBoy got it. Although the 'maze' I was refering to was Meteor Falls in RSE, since Bagon is obtainable at the very end of it.

I feel like such an idiot in these things. But well done Dragoboy, give me an easy one!

Correct.
-perfect
-Flame Pokémon species along with Moltres, Flareon and Infernape
-Exact same stats as Typhlosion, the volcano Pokémon (Entei is also the volcano Pokémon species and is a lion)
-Shares its typing with Moltres and Ho-oh

Too easy?

Wish i had read that first, its in my bloody name for gods sake.

Those clues are confusing, especially the two middle ones.
I'm going to guess Butterfree:
-it's a butterfly.
-I'm not sure about these two:
Does "that one^^" mean the "before I came around..." clue?
Still confused on that, but is it because it is the first White Pokémon in National Dex order? Or maybe it's because Butterfree is the first Pokémon shown in the anime to have an alternate color.
-it can learn thief? There's probably something more to that.

i'm going to say durant

Clue 1 real life counterpart - ant
Clue 2 typing - durant
Clue 3 appearance - looks like an ant
Clue 4 the move theif - don't know if he can learn it

if not what is "((That one^^!))"

I forgot about this. The clues are still hard to understand but... meh.

I assume this means the Pokémon had a unique typing but no longer does. Does it?
So, bugs that had unique typings: Nincada, Shuckle, and Paras/Parasect.
Not sure how the other clues could refer to any of them... *shrugs* Whatever.
If its not any of them could you give another clue?

Okay, I think I get it.
Is it Joltik?
-Spider
-First bug/electric
-Yellow (electric)
-"steals" Spinarak's signature move Spider Web

This threw me a bit. I thought it meant that the Pokémon had a unique typing but no longer has.
After that it was easy.


Should be easy enough, I hope.

I think I know this one... !

-I may not swim fast anymore but soon I will again
Horsea and Kingdra have the abilities Swift Swim, but Seadra has Poison Point.

-I have genes of dragons and poisons but I am neither of them
Seadra can learn Poison and Dragon moves however its typing is just pure water.

-Soon I shall be a king, even if I might be a girl
Female Seadra will evolve into Kingdra, regardless of gender.

-I did not originally have genes of dragons
Seadra did not originally evolve into Kingdra, not until Generation 2.

I've always liked reading this thread but they're always too hard, but for once I get to answer because I actually trained a Seadra in LG (and because I didn't have a link cable).

Sorry, I forgot about this
Seadra is correct. Too easy?

-I have genes of dragons and poisons but I am neither of them
Refers to Poison Point, Dagon type moves and Seadra's Pokédex entry:

Is Week To Bug Type Pokemon Like But Week To Fire Type Pokemon Like If Was With Fire Type Pokemon Like , Against Bug Type Pokemon like , Would Not Worry.