Round 1, Turn 1

Samurott shot the portal gun at Soldier C, dropping him from a high area.  Soldier C took 25 damage!
Argonaut brought out the castle's Howitzer, but it was dilapidated and old.  He spent the turn repairing it.
Shuckle-rock$ took aim and shot at Soldier A with the Imperial Sniper Rifle!  The shot was incredibly deadly! Overkill!  Solder A took 160 damage!  Soldier A was defeated!
DNA attempted to deploy a NeoTank unit, but to his dismay, he couldn't find one anywhere!
Dare swung at Soldier E with his Meteor Hammer!  The chains swing out at Soldier E, entangling him, and hitting the Small Tank in the process!  Soldier E is bound by the chains and unable to move, and took 30 damage!  The Small Tank took 10 damage!
GofD brandished his Hammer of Repent and began to charge, but tripped in the process and hit himself with the hammer!  GofD is disabled for one turn!
DragonPhoenix prepared to chuck a brick at Soldier A, but Shuckle had already finished him off!
ShinyLucario grabbed a Fire Flower and powered up!  He launched three fireballs at the tank, hitting it for 15 damage each.
General Patterson fired his machine gun at the soldiers, but all of the bullets missed.  "Dangit!" He yelled. "I think this heap o' junk's broken!"

Soldier B shot at General Patterson!  The shot did 30 damage to the General!  "I'm gonna kill you ya' scoundrels!" he shouted.
Soldier C helped pull away the chains from Soldier E!  Soldier E escaped the chains!
Soldier D chucked his grenade at the castle, but it failed to go off!
Soldier E aimed his gun and shot at ShinyLucario!  ShinyLucario lost the Fire Flower powerup and was disabled for one turn!
The Small Tank readied its cannon and fired at the castle! The castle took 75 damage!  The small tank now needs time to recharge.


Psypokia

Castle Psypokes: 2925/3000
General Patterson: 320/350

Argonaut457: Has a Howitzer ready
GofD: Disabled for one turn
ShinyLucario: Disabled for one turn


Enemies

Soldier A: Defeated
Soldier B: 50/50
Soldier C: 25/50
Soldier D: 50/50
- Used only grenade
Soldier E: 20/50
Small Tank: 195/250
- Recharging

DNA attempted to deploy a NeoTank unit, but to his avail, he couldn't find one anywhere!

@DNA: Why do you have to be a grammar nazi all the time?

Because the phrase "to his avail" doesn't make any sense. also I lead the Third Grammareich

If he said something like "should of" instead of "should have" I wouldn't have pointed it out since it's only a minor mistake and not a big deal.

Round 1, Turn 2

Argonaut457 fired the howitzer at the Small Tank!  The impact did 75 damage to the tank!
DNA shot some anti-tank missiles at the tank, but they were duds.  They ricocheted off, doing 5 damage to the tank.
Samurott tried shooting the tank with the rail gun, but he didn't understand how magnets worked, and couldn't operate it.  He tipped it over on the tank instead, doing 10 damage.
Shuckle-rock$ swung his lightsaber at the tank, but his aim was off, and he missed the tank entirely.
DragoBoy summoned Magnus to aid in the fight!  Magnus, a master swordsman and champion of the human race fights with his enormous sword, which despite its size, he handles with dexterity.
"Oh please," Magnus laughed. "Is this all there is to fight?  I was expecting a real challenge!"
Dare234 threw the javelin at Soldier E.  It arced through the lodging itself in his shoulder, doing thirty damage.  Soldier E was defeated!
General Patterson shot at Soldier B with his revolver.  Soldier B took 40 damage!
"Now that's more like it!" he shouted.
"Time to take you down," Magnus yelled, as he sprinted towards Soldier C.  He swung his sword into the soldier, doing thirty damage.  Soldier C was defeated!

Soldier B launched his grenade, but it passed over the castle and exploded on the other side.
Soldier D readied his rifle and shot Magnus, doing 40 damage.
"Gahh, thanks a lot for that," he muttered.
The Small Tank finished reloading and is now ready to fire again!

GofD is no longer disabled!
ShinyLucario is no longer disabled!


Psypokia

Castle Psypokes: 2925/3000 HP
General Patterson: 320/350 HP
Magnus: 110/150 HP

Argonaut457: Has a Howitzer ready


Enemies

Soldier A: Defeated
Soldier B: 10/50
- Used only grenade
Soldier C: Defeated
Soldier D: 50/50
- Used only grenade
Soldier E: Defeated
Small Tank: 105/250
- Recharging

Round 1, Turn 3

GofD used Charge Crash on Soldier D.  He crashed into the soldier with his sword, doing 55 damage!  Soldier D was defeated!
Shuckle-rock$ climbed aboard the Transatlantic Blimp and set off for Europe!
DNA ordered for an airstrike into his radio.  "This is alpha-niner-niner, we hear you load and clear, over," the head pilot responded.  The jets shot over the battlefield, dropping bombs.  Soldier B ran for cover, but one of the bombs struck the tank, doing 95 damage!
Dare234 charged at Soldier B with the flamberge.  The soldier tried to run, but Dare's blade caught him doing 25 damage!  Soldier B was defeated!
ShinyLucario chucked a Bomb Flower through the air at the tank.  It went right down the tank's turret, exploding!  The Small Tank took 80 damage!  The tank groaned and tipped over, crashing into a heap!  The Small Tank was defeated!
The battle has been won!
Even though the fight was over, Samurott tried summoning Moosh, the winged bear, but instead got a koala bear.
Argonaut457 filled his Howitzer with fireworks and rolled it out into the middle of the battlefield.  It detonated, shooting the brightly colored explosions into the air!
"Good work boys!" shouted General Patterson.  "Maybe you've got spines after all!"
"It looks like I'm finished here, so I'll be off," Magnus said as he walked away.
The koala bear ran off into the forest in search of bamboo.
Shuckle-rock$ jumped down from the Transatlantic Blimp.  During his time in Europe, he brought back a block of cheese, and some fancy sausage!

It was a pleasant night at the Castle Psypokes.  With the enemies defeated, everyone was relieved, but the possibility of future attacks tugged at their minds. After a fine meal of sausage and cheese, imported directly from Europe thanks to Shuckle-rock$, they turned in for the night, wondering what might await them the next morning.

Meanwhile, in a dark fortress far away...
"Well," said a shadowy figure, watching the scene from a rift in space, "it seems that this one isn't going to fall as easily as I had presumed.  It looks like I'm going to have to send in something a little more... entertaining..."

The round has been completed!

Psypokia

Castle Psypokes: 3000/3000 HP  +100 HP
General Patterson: 350/350 HP  +50 HP


Reward Options

1.) +100 Maximum Health to the Castle Psypokes
2.) +1 Max Power-Up given to a randomly selected player, a one-use item which allows a player to use their attack at maximum power without any chance of missing or backfiring on them.
3.) +1 Life Pack given to a randomly selected player, a one-use item which prevents a player from being disabled.

- Even in a Pokemon forum, people don't like to use any Pokemon-related attacks!