When we try to enter the Pokemon League
We find out that we can not
So we go catch and train Pokemon
From Water Surfing whirlpools to Fire Burning Hot

We start off with Brock
Who uses Rock
With all his Pokemon so strong
This battle will be long
All you need is some grass, water, and fighting desire
But it will get worse if you started with fire
Do not use normal moves like scratch and lick
And especially so not use Electric

Next is Misty
Who is that pretty
But don't be distracted by that
Because then she will wash away your hat
Do not use fire
Because Grass is your desire
You could use electric type like Pikachu
Here we have Badge #2

Next is Lt. Surge OMG
His Pokemon used Discharge can't you see
His Voltorb will see you
But watch out for Raichu!
Grass and Fire are okay
But water is shocked away
But if you have ground
A third badge you have found

Erika and her girls are fair
Girls, where? I might as well go there!
All of them are HOT!
But their grass types will give you a big, bad spot
You could use burning moves to make them go away
Or use Gust I Gust I say
Watch out Water and Rock and Ground
'Cause we don't want you to yell the failing sound

Sabrina!
She'll destroy Nidorina
Even though she's #5
Her Psychics are alive!
Don't use poison
They won't last a second in
Maybe Ghost or dark
Because Psychics can't stand against Ghost and Dark

Janine is now Hey Ho!
Her dad was seven long ago
Her Poison types are here
Gulp, gulp, oh dear
If you have Psychic
You will beat that chick!
Even if you have ground
That is a good sound

Burning Blaine
He has so much flames
His fire Pokemon will make you burn
It'll hurt every turn
Grass makes it food
Water makes it good
These Pokemon are not fake
Use a ground type and make them shake

Number 8 is Blue
Him a Gym Leader? He must be new!
All different types
Can you calm your hype?
You need all you can get
And you must be set
Because he is hard that Blue
Badge #8 is mine too!

I go through Victory Road
With 8 badges oh
I am try to be
Champion of Kanto

Dark brings down Will
Psychic goes down the hill
Psychic brings down Koga
No more Poison ah
Flying brings down Bruno
Those fighting pokemon were you're foes
Fighting brings down Karen
All those dark types will go down into the den

Last up is Lance
Whose Dragonite knows the Dragon dance
But if you use Ice
Most of his team can't be nice
With Gyarados and Charizard left well were
They went down with electric and water
Oh Oh Oh!
I am now the champion of Kanto!

Burning Blaine HE HAS SO MUCH FLAMES

How has no one else replied to this yet?
















how?

What, is there something wrong with it?

I think it has something to do with the fact that flames and Blaine doesn't rhyme...

this derp is necromancy and and... Derp!