Granted, but Nobunaga is angry that you took his shiny Rayquaza (seriously, do you know how many times he had to SR to get that?!) and he leads a rebellion against your rule. He has many followers and a long lasting rebellion ensues. You're now a ruler of a world in turmoil. oh, and you die during the fighting

I wish that I wasn't running out of ideas of what to wish for.

Granted, you get you're skittles but since I want them I steal them. Now you have no skittles.
I don't even like skittles.

I wish to know why is.

Granted you get a third evo of Shuppet. It looks so cool. And awesome and epic. A tornado comes towards your house while your playing with your evolved Shuppet. The game glitches and it turns out that the awesome, cool, epic ghost pokemon was just every other ghost pokemon under a sheet.

I wish that Chespin would be In real life and that I owned him and he was perfect in my image.

Granted, I punch you in the gut, making you vomit out another James's family (you didn't specify. So I get my Chespin. Where is it?). This gets rid of your indigestion.

I wish my Chespin was next to me.

Granted, because you ate me and my Chespin I punch you in the gut from the inside. You vomit us out. I kill you with my Chespin and I kill Chillbill (for voting Chikorita). I then eat your bunker. My Chespin evolves into a winged Grass/Dark type pokemon. It can learn fly and I fly away from this terrible land of raining eggs.

I wish that I could get past Mount Moon in Pokemon Chaos Black (its hacked so you can't).

Extra Info: I'm playing on a very old block computer that I found in my attic. Have no idea what its doing up there but I sometimes go and play Chaos Black on it in ROM form.

Granted, Your are are now stupid and stubborn that you make your classmates look like Albert Einstein with a humanitarian complex.

I wish 9.

Granted, you get 9 wild, rabies infested lions that savagely tear you apart limb by limb, then jump in a time machine and create a space-time paradox of them eating you, over and over again, through time and space...
I wish for cake to be good for you!
And wow, 5 pages! That's amazing! Thanks for playing everybody, you're all awesome!

Granted, cake becomes the goodest food in the world. It becomes worshiped like a god for being so tasty yet not junk food. I then say that I don't like cake, cake becomes an angry god and destroys us all. Nice going Shiny Hunter.

I wish that I had a reasonably sized cake, inanimate, not rabies infected cake next to me.

Granted, you already got it.... It killed me remember. You just wasted your wish.
Its so hard to come up with wishes now.

I wish that a black hole would suck up the Earth right after I left it with some of my closest family and friends in a fully fuelled, oxygen filled spaceship.

Even though Chikorita can't be found in Kanto

Anyway,

Granted, the Internet runs so quickly that you head explodes ( I don't know... Its midnight where I am and I'm running on empty)


I wish that the 'black hole worm hole' from my last wish was actually a black hole and to any other hole. So not a worm hole, a pie hole, a cake hole and certainly not a butt hole (oh god if it was a butt hole. Then again what do I care? I don't have to go through it).

Granted, you get Fan Rotom. But let me explain in a long and treacherous story.

Three days ago you got Pokemon Platinum. The best Pokemon game ever. You had so much fun playing it and wanted to cherish it so you played it slowly. After three days you finally got through Eterna Forest. You beat Gardenia with ease and decided to go back and enter the old Chateau. you cautiously walked through the building and found the ghost girl in one of the rooms. The game glitches for a second (I'm literally getting freaked out right now just writing this. I'm sitting in a dark room at 3 am right not with only an IPads light) and the ghost girls rotted face appears on the screen. You get sucked into the game and have to battle her. The girls avatar is the Buried Alive avatar. At this point the only pokemon you have is a Prinplup, Ghastly, Roselia, Ponyta and a Luxio. Somehow you beat the terrifying Buried Alive and continue on. Still stuck in the game you decide to explore the old building more. You got to the Rotom room. And see Rotom sitting there, with its back to you.

(Now say the next part really fast) ITTHENTURNSTOYOUANDTRANSFORMSINTOFANROTOMWHICHSUCKSYOUINITSBLADES, KILLINGYOUHORRIBLY

*Poof* This wasn't needed and inappropriate.

Granted. You date for a while, and you feel like you've met the girl of your dreams. You propose to her, and she accepts. You have a huge wedding, and go on an amazing honeymoon. You start a family and have some kids. Stuff happens, life goes on. Everything's great.
When you're really old and about to die, she dumps you. Out of the orange.

I wish for life hacks and glitches!

(I'm in a random mood )

Well it seems like I'm not wanted. I'll stop posting here at night then, I'm creepy at night.

Anyway,

The life hacks and glitches cause the best hackers take over the universe. They control us for years. The. Eventually we have had enough. We start a war. The war ends. The hackers win and because of our rebellion start the HUNGER GAMES. DragoBoy, Samurott, Chillbill and I are all tributes in the first one.

"LET THE 1st ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES BEGIN"

I wish for YouTube to load faster. But not too fast.

Granted you get the machine guns but don't have the ammo. The only Way you'll survive is if you're strong enough to crack open Zombie skulls with a Mchine Gun hammer.

I wish for the cake gods to return.


I'd like to apologise for my past wish involving the death of Samurott and Chillbill. It was unnecessary, inappropriate and immature.

Accepted, just don't do it again.
Granted. Free cake for everyone. What flavor is it? Death by Chocolate. It rains from the sky in a never-ending torrent, which kills everyone. I guess you can say humanity died, and the cause of death was..! *whips off sunglasses* Death... By Chocolate.
I wish for SPOONS!
EDIT: Chill, I like the whol vengeance thing you did for a backfire, but I would eat my vampire self afterwards.