Granted but they give all the other Deoxys forms a super move that destroys everything so they become AU (always used). Defence Deoxys would be sad.

I wish for someone to wake me up when I fall asleep.

Granted, they wake you up by bringing a band of tribal barbarians into (wherever you fell asleep) and they beat you with big stalks of Bamboo until you wake up...

I wish that evee had an evolution of all of the types


P.S. I JUST HATCHED MY FIRST SHINY EVEE EVER!!!

Granted, but because (not sure about your religion) its a god pokemon, its a false idol. God forbids false idols and destroys Arceus and all other Pokemon. Way to go, Chill.

I wish for a Pokemon Yellow remake that is not hacked, and is finish able.

Granted, but all the good aspects of it, such as Pikachu following you around, are removed.
I wish for ham.

Granted. But it was never cured. And it tasted like crap.

I wish for Nintendo events to last forever.

Granted, but they are only available in Japan.

I wish for a brand new guitar.

Granted, but it was dropped down the stairs a day later, landing on a hardwood floor.

I wish Mega Evolutions were permanent...

Granted, but the are temporary because they drastically cut into the lifespan of the pokemon in question, and they all die within the weak, hating you the whole time.

I'd like to be a tree.

Granted. You are then chopped down and made into an endtable.

I wish that there was a pre-order figurine bonus for X and Y. Man, I used to love those things, and they haven't done them for a while now.

Granted, but its the Rattata clone.



I wish for..................................














































Cheesecake that tasted amazing...

Granted, but…umm…what?

*one erasure from history later…*

...Oh, right, Granted, but the cheese cake is so amazing that you use all of your good karma, and nothing even remotely good happens to you again, and you are forever cursed with bad karma.

I wish that I could get to sleep on time tonight.

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish people like Grovyle like I do...

Granted, I am no one.
I wish that every die casts I buy don't come with broken mirror. (I bought three and all of them have a broken mirror )

Granted, but every none-broken mirror you later accidentally break yourself, giving you a lifetime of horribly bad luck.

I wish that I could actually afford a 3DS and the new pokemon game... I feel so left out...

Granted, but the 3DS you buy is deffective and so is the game, leaving you with no money and no game.



I wish for a wish that is impossible to backfire.

Okay, here's one: ...

So well, my turn.
I wish to fix my back and articulations, they hurt.

Granted, but then you start getting migranes that cannot stop no matter what.



I wish for all of my legendary Pokemon to magically become shiny and have Pokerus.

Granted. But you realize down the road that that was not what you really wanted and now you feel empty and berdened inside


I wish that all of the psypokes users are in good health. :p backfire that.

Granted, but then every other person on Earth dies. Horribly.

I wish for a real life lv. 100 Mewtwo that is holding a Mewtwonite that works.

Granted. Everyone on the earth, including we psypokes users, will die horribly. Oh well, I'm sure that our clones will be happy!

Before I die in a horrible fashion, I would like to wish that our clones will not be subservient to their new overlord.

Granted. But because of this, they are all executed. Congrats on killing what's left of society~!

I wish that I was the one person who lives through all this random crap...