I suppose I could put this up. Anyway, anyone have that one quote that has touched like that bean burrito at Taco Bell has? Why not share it with us? It can be from a video game, TV show, famous person, or even...yourself! Just share it. Otherwise (insert very threatning threat here).

Here is one that has made me think about it for quite a while...I guess (I'll add more in later...maybe)

"How much is a chance?" - Random Blue Oho Jee (From M&L, Superstar Saga)

"Everybody, I have an announcement to make so shut up." - Madagascar.

"I could use pants" - Slowking, Pok

my favorite quote... I'm not sure who by, but its a tad inapropriate so I won't post it. If you wanna hear it PM me.

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Nice idea for a thread or w/e this is called.
So here are mine, mainly from The Mighty Boosh-

Homer Simpson "Stupid as a fox!"

Jazz teacher "Eww, a bug."

Bart "Dad, can I borrow $100?"
Homer "Sure..*gets out wallet*..hey, wait a minute!...."

Ep. ?-
Vince "It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!"-


Ep. 2-
Vince "And this my friend represents a breakthrough on the sewing machine."

Howard "I've had a breakthrough."
Vince "Oh yeah?"
Howard "I think I've found a new note, in between b and c. I always knew it was there. I'm gonna call it Howard's note."
Vince "Wow."
Howard "I'll tell you how it works right, I took a note, a saw-tooth wave right, off this pantomime 4, put it back here, regenned it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab commiting suicide, then let it stew in it's own rebo for 3 hours right, then I pumped it all out through this shoe to give it that oaky timbre."
Vince "Cool, let's hear it then."
Howard "Now go easy cos it's early days."

Vince "Cyborg Patrick tell me what you dream, clockwork Magaret skating on my mousemat in your tiny circuit boots shoes of the future."
Howard "Trousers of the past."

Ep. 4-
Vince "How old are you?"
Bollo (the gorilla) "Real age or press age?"
Vince "Real age."
Bollo "I am 40. But because I am d.j., I say 29."
Vince "Nice. What about Naboo?"
Bollo "He 406"
Vince "No way, he looks about 12 *laughs*"

Ep. 5-
Howard "I was on fire Vince, that's all you need to know."
Vince "On fire? You were leaping around with a basoon selotaped to your head!"
Howard "Yes sir, that's the way I move, when the hoodoo trance takes me, that's the way I go."
Vince "The hoodoo trance?"
Howard "Yeah I was out there."
Vince "You looked like a jazz darlek."

Vince "I don't know how to tell you this Howard, but you're a bit white."
Howard "Who are you, Wesley Snipes?"

Barman "You'll eat what Jeff eats. A simple curry with a couple a' naan bread on the side."
Howard "Garlic naan?"
Barman "Aye."
Howard "Great, well we'll be over here."
Barman "Two maggot Boonas."

Bar man "There's ya flirtini."
Vince "Ah cheers mate."
Barman "Pipe?"
Vince "Yeah, why not."
Barman "Beard?"
Vince "I'm fine thanks."

Old Fisherman "How'd ya come across these fish then boy sonnyjim laddy boy?"

Vince "Oh, and Howard may have been kidnapped by a sea monster."

Naboo "Bollo get the submarine out of the loft will ya?"
Bollo "Ugh..."
Naboo "Underneath the christmas tree."
Bollo "Ugh..."

Vince "Can you open a window, I can't breath in here?"
Naboo "It's a submarine you idiot."

Hmmmm..... My favorite Quotes.

1) Jurassic Park's Dr. Malcolm:

D.M.: "I hate being right all the time."

D.M.: "Now, there wouldn't happen to be dinosausars on your dinosausar tour now. Hello? *Knocks on camra* Hello? Haaaa=*Breaths on camra*" John: "I really hate that man."

D.M.: "Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean brakes down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

D.M.: *After being chased by the T-rex* "Geeze, do you think they'll have that on the tour?"

John: "I'm not making the same mistakes again." D.M.: "No.... Now you're making all new ones."


2) Simpson's Homer:

Homer: "You say that so many times it has lost all meaning."

Burns: "Send a ham to his widow." Ghost Homer: "Hmmm... Ham." *cames back to life* Simthers: "Wait, he's alive." Burns: "Good, cancell the ham." Homer: "Duh!"

Homer: "I have a guardian angel... with a rifle."

Homer: "That's one fine Barbecue Pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!"


3) Tales of Symphonia:

Zelos: "Thanks your making me look so good." *bows*

Lloyd: "Sheena, Zelos said that he was the one who had his hand on your butt." Sheena: "What?!" Zelos: "Wait it's a misuderstanding, I haven't touched you yet." *Slap*

Zelos: "Awww man... this sucks."

Kratos: "Scared powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls. Rest in peace sinners! Judgement!


4) Others:

"I'll start being nicer if you start being smarter."

Snoppy: "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"A little Midget running around going YAY"- Myuutsuu
"In another place, another time, this could've been something"-i forget
"I'll make you an offer you cant refuse"-Marlin brando, the Godfather 1
"Why you sick, sick little moo cow" Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
" Jesus Christ" "What?" "Get the Escalade we're outta here" God and Jesus, Family Guy
" hey, its ok, I'll never let go"- Anonomous
"Why, man. Why dont he want me?" - Will Smith,The Fresh prince of belair
"To find peace in yourself, thats the true peace, the true happiness" i forget.
"Damn you Woman!!!" Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

Yeah, thats pretty much it.

My grandfather said to me when i was younger while trying to cross the street before the light changes:

"It's better to waste a minute of your life waiting, then wasting your life for a minute"

And there are other quotes and saying that i live by but i dont remeber it at the moment.

"Remember - Even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus."
-Dogma (written by Kevin Smith)

My favourite quote. And it's so true

"For the doctor, a patient is just another patient. For the patient, the doctor is unique."

Mom told me that. And I go with it. Has lots of meaning behind.

One of my favorite quotes is "A friend is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway."

Got more (all about economics, but I don't know who said them):

"Making a speech about economics is like p*ssing down your own leg. You know it's hot stuff but no one gives a damn.

"A communist is some one who has nothing and wishes to share it with the world."

"I dreamt I was a moron..." - Squall Leonheart. (FF8)

"Call me a thief again and I'll rip your lungs out" - Locke Cole. (FF6)

Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones: "Retire? I don't even know how to spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair."

OOOOHHHH


"When life hands me lemons,I make beef stew" -Andy Milonakis

"Oh,Bengay.It hurts soo good!!" -Andy Milonakis

"I bet i can beat you in a race b****" -Andy Milonakis

"When there's free money,take it" -Me

"Buttered toast!" -Ed(from Ed,Edd,and Eddy)

"Gravy!" -Ed(from Ed,Edd,and Eddy)

"I love chickens Eddy" -Ed(from Ed,Edd,and Eddy)

"An apple a day keeps the bus driver away,Eddy" -Ed(from Ed,Edd,and Eddy)

"My gravvyyyy(in a sad tone) -Ed(from Ed,Edd,and Eddy)

"ARE YOU READY FOR WAR!!!!!!!!!" -Slayer

"Eminem,would you like a hotdog and twinkie sandwich" -Weird Al Yancovic(During one of his T.V. programs)

I'll think of more:)

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"Buttered toast!" -(from Ed,Edd,and Eddy)

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hey,i saw the buttered toast one tooo

"it is not our decisions that show who we truely are,it is our choices"-albus dumbledoor cant think of any more right now

You took all the ones I was goin' to say.... jk
Malcolm is great! There is a book on what he studies 'chaos' called Introduction to Chaos, it is very deep.
JP III
Billy:
[To William H. Macy [Paul]]- "When you climbed K2, did you base camp at 25,000 feet or 30,000 feet?"
[Pau]- "Ahhhh... 30,000 feet we were pretty close to the top."
Billy- "About 1,000 feet above it, actually." Hehehehe...

Grant:
"Reverse Darwinism... survival of the most idiotic." < LOVE that one! ^_^
Stewie Griffin:
I'm a girl, but I find this hilarious:
"By all means turn me into a child star. Maybe [I can go to] (or something to that effect) Californ -i-a and wrangle me a 3-way w/ the Olsen twins."
Those are just a few that I can think of at the moment. ^_^

Mostly funny ones:

I'm OK. The spikes broke my fall.
- Dr. Cortex (Crash Twinsanity)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles M. Schulz (Peanuts!)

I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk.
- Fleur Delacour (HBP; speaking about Bill)

If I think of more I'll post.

PS: Good quotes page (both serious and funny): QuotationsPage.Com

my fav qoute is from something everyone should know.
"disturb not the harmany between fire, ice, and lightning in which these titans may they clash causing the earth to turn to Ash!" i know there more i just can remeber it.

I wanted to put that one, but couldnt remember it

No shoes,no shirt , NO SERVICE!!! -Ed(from Ed,Edd,And Eddy)