I ike this one from the Nick show, Catscratch.

Waffle: You lied to Gordon, liar!

Mr. Blik: Call it what you want.

Waffle: ...Well I call it lying!

And another from FOP.

Cosmo: But Timmy doesn't even know about our secret probation hearing.

Wanda: Which is not a secret any more.

Cosmo: Riiiiiight.

And 1 more from FOP.

Timmy's Dad: Where did you get heat vision?

Timmy: Uhh....Internet?

And this one commercial for Fedex.

John (It's not actually John, but in my mind it is): You're always wrong Ed. We get fringe benfits, not french benefits. James Dean is an actor, Jimmy Dean makes sausage. It's not the leaning tower of Pizza.

Ed: So...Fedex isn't expensive.

John shakes his head.

Ed: ...we don't get french benefits?

And a few from Whose Line.

Ryan: I'm wearing a thong too, but 2 thongs don't make a right.

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Wayne (singing the YMCA song, but to a guy named Howard): H-O-R-W-A-R-D!

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This one is when they play "Number of Words", try to guess the scene.

Wayne (as Lando): Why you walkin' so funny?

Colin (as C3P0): My pants....metal!

Some great quotes from Wayne's World:

WAYNE: All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".
ARCADE OWNER: What?
WAYNE: Exactly.

WAYNE: Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?

WAYNE: I like the cream of "sum yung gai."

GARTH: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
WAYNE: No... No!
GARTH: Neither did I. I was just asking.

WAYNE: Yes, officer, is there a problem?
T-1000: Have you seen this boy?

WAYNE and GARTH: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

WAYNE: She will be mine. Oh yes -- she will be mine


i put some more quote up when I find them.

Okay, I could have sworn there was another quote there from Krisp...but when I went back to quote it it was gone... Curious...

Anyway, I have some Incredible Quotes

Edna: "This is a hobo suit, darling, you can't be seen in it, I won't allow it!"

Mr Incredible: "But where am I gonn get a new suit?"
Edna: "You can't, darling, it's impossible, I am much too busy, so ask me now, before I become sane... You push too hard, darling, but I accept!"

Edna: "No capes! Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, strong powers, nice guy, good with kids - November 15th, 1958! All was well, another day saved when - his cape snagged on a missile!"
Mr Incredible: "Well, Thunderhead, he's not really the brightest-"
Edna: "StratoGirl, April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!"
Mr Incredible: "Now, look, Eedie, you're making a generalisa-"
Edna: "Merto Man! Express Elevator! Dyna Guy, snagged on take off! Slashdown, sucked into a vortex! No capes!"

Edna: "Edna Mode" *guns come out and prepare to fire at Elastigirl* "And guest"

It was a made up quote.

Its kind of true and kind of not.... lol there was more in that quote, but I deleted it so it looked like he said something else.

Oh good. It was slightly scary, although I did think that it was something said it jest.

You got rid of it then? Good on you

More Incredible Quotes:

Frozone: Honey, where is my Supersuit?
Wife: Why do you need to know?
Frozone: Just tell me where it is?
Wife: But what about our dinner?
Frozone: Honey, it's for the greater good!
Wife: I am your wife! I am the greatest good you're ever gonna see!

EDIT: Ha! You call me obsessed but I'd never do something like that!

Old quote....

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you're gonna get."
Edited Version: "Life is like Metronome, you'll never know what you're gonna get."

Why did I chance it? Because you know what you're going to get in a box of chocolates, CHOCOLATES!

Mmm...chocolate... I think it meant the randomised boxes.

What toher quotes can we Poke-ify?

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch.."
"Don't count your before they hatch!"

Any other ideas?

An apple a day keeps the away!

Or... if you were a bit sick...

A a day keeps the away!

"Your mom goes to college!"

lol, I love that line! and that movie!

" pankake on my face makes me extra happy, i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy" (andy millonakis)

Stewie: *trys to put a plastic bag on his head but can't* "My God Louis! Either I was a C-section or your Wonderwoman!"

I believe that last one was already used, but anyway...

Here are some tongue twisters. They're god awful annoying!

Say: "The Leith Police Dismisseth Us."

Say x10: "Toyboat" or "Unique New York."

Say:

"A box of biscuits,
A box of mixed biscuits,
A box of biscuits and a biscuit mixer."

<center>"The Civil War was the infection, of the virus that infected the New World."
"The M"
4/14/05

"One war, will always cause another."
"The M"
1/7/05

"Ali, you listen to ten years of inane adolescent babble and your sanity will wither like a moth in front of a flame."
"The M"
1/7/05

"But the founding fathers knew, the virus of Slavery was still left in the body, to infect the New Nation."
"The M"
3/28/05

"The sound of Dutch politics was the jingle of coins, the sound of American politics, was the rattle of the saber."
"The M"
5/17/05

"And by this act, Monroe will take the tiny spark of Manifest Destiny, and fan it to a roaring blaze."
"The M"
5/17/05

(This next quote is not from "The M", it is his favorite)
"Today is a good day to fight, today is a good day to die."
Crazyhorse

"The British Navy was a swaggering playground bully."
"The M"
5/17/05

'When he came to using the army, he used it like a cutting tool, as a sword, as a knife."
"The M"
5/27/05

"Charley went nuts, the fever of war was upon him."
"The M"
5/27/05

And here is another good one, liked by all the nerds in my class.
"Find out what kind of whiskey he's drinking, and send a case to all the Generals."
Abraham Lincoln
Ca. 1861-1865

"Your hand hurts? Did Galileo's eyes hurt as he stared at the stars? Did Caesar's arm hurt as he slashed through his foes? Did Napoleon's brain hurt, as he concocted strategies? Did Alexander the Great's feet hurt as he marched through Arabia? Greatness does not come from complaining, greatness comes from persistence."
"The M"
9/21/05
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FOUND A NEW ONE

"Discretion is the better part of valor."

1)HELLO
2)(in strained voice)Too many quotes, can't read all! aaagghh!!!
3)Oh well, I will just put mine. Oh, hats off to Ed quoters. I even have some of my own.
4)"The middle word in life is if." A friend
5)Ed quotes
"Finally my ultimate dream has come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST!!!"
"Yea DOUBLE D, don't tempt me. What does tempt mean?"
"But guys, I just like chickens so much!"
6)BYE

Family Guy : "Wait a minute, yor *** just sneased! And horse can't talk either! No, no, this doesn't add up at all..."
Browners : "Hapiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth"
Myutsuu : "A little midget going "YAY!""
Ed : "Finally my ultimate dream has come true! I AM BUTTERED TOAST!!!"
Ed : "Gravy"
Ed & Edd :Holy mackeral! Yes, I beleive your right Ed"
Eddy : "What did I do now? ughh..."

New one"

Conan: So this is your first night as announcer, and your going to dress like a woman?!

Foley: It's a small price for getting to be on Oprah.

I've got a new one:

Mandy: "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Some from my favorite online comic strip, Ozy and Millie.

Llewellyn (Ozy's Dad): The enlightened son, can find the very universe beneath a marischino cherry.

Llewellyn: Use fire in moderation, for burnt hair stinks something awful.

Millie: Like many phliosophers before me, I note that the world could use more candy.

Millie: I believe in honesty
Ms. Mudd (Millie's Mom): Why is your name scorched in 20 foot high letters on the side of the house?
Millie: I..uh...have no idea.

((More eventually....when I feel like it))

I have one.

Billy: I like pie I like pie I like pie I like pie I like pie I like pie I like pie(repeatedy) I LIKE PIE!!!!!

-Gardevoir~

1)Says who? No, I'm joking
2)Rachel from The Ring 2: "I'm not your ****ing mommy!" I don't know why, but when we heard that, me and my sister burst out laughing.
3)Larry the Cable Guy: "I was seeing this girl for a couple of weeks, and then somebody took the binoculars out of my truck."
4)BYE

That was my favorite part. Telling off some evil dead girl just seems amazing, and Rachel made it hilarious.

I saw that on the grim adventures of billy and mandy.

Billy to Grim:Cut it out you knuckle head.